I hope everyone in Britain has gone out and wanked.

[wizard of ooze]

Usually do postal wanking myself

 

[Dr Dave]

We do the wank by mail thing where I am.

Good times. Get to wank in private, or wank drunk (if one wanted to), don't have to wank with election people nearby.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

What's a hung parliament?

it's when no one party has a majority of seats and can govern alone. It think Labour and the Lib Dems will have to spend the next few years wanking together instead of alone.

 

[Dr Dave]

Shared wanking can be nice.

 

[headvoid]

makes it hard to think about wanking with these three looking on.

 

[Dr Dave]

They should look away.

 

[wizard of ooze]

my other half tried to wank but was told it's for British wankers only.

 

[Dr Dave]

I heard if a Canadian is there they can vote.

She could pretend to be Canadian!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Well I for one felt quite pleased with myself after wanking, and I wouldn't deny Canadians that same satisfaction.

 

[wizard of ooze]

I couldn't agree more wanking should be encouraged through out the world

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Wanking is a privilege, in some countries people don't even have the right to wank.

ROCK THE WANK!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

In one constituency people sat in the polling station after it closed, refusing to leave until they were all allowed to wank.

 

[Dr Dave]

Good on em!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

GOO on 'em?

 

[Dr Dave]

That should be done only by request!

 

[Mirah]

I hope ya'll are registered to wank! I volunteer at the local registering wankers to wank yearly.

 

[Mirah]

Then when I wank, and I'm watching the wankings later that night...I hate it when its so close. The anticipation.

 

[Dr Dave]

I am registered to wank!

 

[eloisel]

I am wanking challenged. Will someone please show me how to wank?

 

[Loktar]

I am wanking challenged. Will someone please show me how to wank?

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