cakewalk sez :
Silly Cake. You can't bait me friend. Talk about slow on the uptake. Here's the trick (I can tell you because no one does it quite like I do) (Which is probably for the best).
I had this part of the conversation playing out in my mind as one possible outcome as I typed out the header on the first post. There were other possible tangents. I let you choose. You chose the direction of the thread and we were of to the races. Or rather you were off to the races that is
You proved to be slightly self-deprecating in a humorous way (as I'd suspected you might be) and here we are. Simple as that.
If you'd proved unable to see over the top of the chip on your (as I suspect may still be partially true), you'd still be talking to yourself while I waited for you to finish.
Ta DAAAA!! (it's a gift)