I might get a cat

[CaptainWacky]

They see more than we know.

 

[Mirah]

My cat is the kind of cat that drinks her water by sticking her paw in the water dish and then licks her paw. I will try to get a video or picture w/out disturbing her.

 

[Dr Dave]

Cats eh!

 

[Mirah]

I came home and found a clothing rod had fallen. I don't know if she had something to do with it, but she sure was acting super nice and cuddly.

 

[Dr Dave]

It was a cat or ghost.

 

[Mirah]

I am pretty sure it was just that I had hung too many things on it that morning.

 

[Mirah]

At first, the cat would choose to sleep on the end of the bed or on the corner of the couch, kind of curled up into a little ball.

 

[Dr Dave]

I am pretty sure it was just that I had hung too many things on it that morning.

Tell that to the ghost!

 

[Mirah]

But last night, she grew 10 times bigger and sprawled out on the bed.


And this is what it looked like in real life



Obviously it is the other way around!
Fucking Imgur! I had to edit several times.

 

[Dr Dave]

The bastards!

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's a big cat.

 

[Mirah]

She is!

I found out last night that she does not mind the belly dance belts with the jingle jangly sounds.

 

[Dr Dave]

She needs her own bell!

 

[Mirah]

She also does not mind the humidifier. In fact I think she likes it just as much as I do. I live in a dry climate and it helps with my skin and I hope it will help with hers?

 

[Mirah]

I am going to write a new series called "The Changeling Cat"

Except where in this one, the cat owner is actually a little crazy. They call the authorities every day claiming that someone broke into their apartment and switched out their cat. And they will also claim that the cat is moving things around the apartment while they are gone.
It will have an early twilight zone feel to it.

Perhaps I could write it like this:
One day the cat did go missing and the whole town was on the lookout for this cat, when one shows up and the cops convince the lady that it is indeed her cat. But she will claim, "Oh no! My cat never sat all cute like that!"



And then she will ask the cat, "Who are you?" "Where did you come from?"

And in this one her real cat will be found alive, living in a colony with other cats, just sniffing catnip and having a good ol time.

 

[jack]

 

[Dr Dave]

Heh

 

[Mirah]

So the 2 closest options for vet offices for me is to go to the one that fired me after 3 days or the one that I got offered a job at and I turned them down. Yay me. Didn't see that one coming!

 

[The Question]

I have a cat. Eh... sorta. It lives under my shed. It is therefore known as... Shedcat. She's borderline feral. By which I mean, she's on the feral side of that borderline. She'll come up on the porch to sun herself, and she'll eat whatever scraps I toss to her. She has come inside the house -- but no farther than the kitchen, and less than a handful of times.

 

[The Question]

I should also note that -- more than likely -- the only reason she hangs around here is that this house used to be a veterinary clinic. Shedcat is probably somebody's abandon who just posted up here because she didn't know where else she'd find a hoomin to look after her. But this house has (1) not been lived in in years before I got here and (2) has a plentiful number of mice, squirrels, etc between spring and fall, enough food for Shedcat to have nommed upon before I got here that she lost her need for a hoomin to sustain her, which all of that goes into why she hung around this spot but became mostly feral here.