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i need to collect my thoughts on the tablet

Is it illegal to use mobile phones while driving in the US? Over here it's illegal unless you're using a hands-free device, but, at least in US tv shows, people are always driving while using phones. Even if it's not illegal it's still irresponsible. You should reply to your friends' status updates to tell them that they're idiots.

In a few states, yeah, it's illegal. Don't quote me on this, because I can't remember whether it was Gizmodo or Engadget who reported it, but recent findings show that bans on cell phone usage (other than texting) had absolutely NO effect on the number of accidents motorists got into.

Of course, that's not really what the bans were about. It isn't about making people safer, it's about enabling government to make just one more inroad into controlling peoples' lives. That's why the ineffectiveness of such bans will never result in them being repealed -- because whether or not the ban is actually effective for its stated purpose is utterly irrelevant.
 
Fuddlemiff, I'd like you to take a look at Microsoft's concept for a tablet that's been floating around for a few months. I'm genuinely baffled by it, because I can't see a use for it, but I think you're much closer to the target audience than I am, so I'd like to know what you think.

They certainly nailed it on the UI front, but the functionality they display and choose to emphasise doesn't grab me in any way.

http://gizmodo.com/5369493/leaked-courier-video-shows-how-well-actually-use-it
 
Okay, I gave it a chance and watched the first couple of minutes, but even the poor cow doing the voiceover sounds bored with it. I have NO clue what it's for OR who the target audience is. It's like a Nintendo DS that's turned on its side and filled with shit.
 
Yeah, other than the UI, the Courier just looks... cumbersome.
 
So I'm watching the keynote presentation and the same things are still getting to me. I think it's a really remarkable and capable device considering its size, and I'm sure I'd enjoy using it, but he completely glossed over the non-functional flash content when he was viewing the New York Post's site ("See? It just works!"... um) and then showed us how we can use the iTunes store to buy music, but doesn't mention that we won't be able to listen to any of it while doing other things. Like I said before, not being able to use more than one app at a time just seems a real shame. Having some music in the background while reading an ebook, or being able to take down notes from a web page are simple enough pleasures, aren't they? They seem like the kind of things Apple would expect you to want to do as you sit casually with your iPad, but they don't give you that capability. You're just expected to sit there with your iPod alongside like a proper Applewhore.
 
Two things:
It doesn't multitask as a general rule, but just like with the iPhone, you can have your music playing while you're using another app, and you can get push notifications on screen from any other application.

And the Flash thing was entirely on purpose. That presentation was rehearsed to hell and back, and they knew what'd be on screen when he went there. That was Apple's way of whipping out their dick and saying "no flash support, what of it?" They want to kill flash, and they're not really shy about it.
Here's a quote from Jobs on Adobe (that I only saw today, I swear!)
They are lazy, Jobs says. They have all this potential to do interesting things but they just refuse to do it. They don’t do anything with the approaches that Apple is taking, like Carbon. Apple does not support Flash because it is so buggy, he says. Whenever a Mac crashes more often than not it’s because of Flash. No one will be using Flash, he says. The world is moving to HTML5.
 
Oh, good news on the musak front.

Them's fightin words about Flash. It'll be interesting to see if there really is a shift away from it, and if it'll be brought on by the iPad. I'm quite skeptical at the moment, knowing how much web designers like using Flash despite the alternatives at their disposal. We'll see.
 
Apparently, some sites have already been seeing a move away from Flash in the past year or two, even if it's marginal (and anecdotal, obviously).

Daring Fireball, a blog about Apple, had 32% of its visitors not have flash-enabled browsers last week.
kottke.org had <4% of their visits coming from non-flash enabled browsers a year ago, 15% in January 2010.
On Lifehacker, who has a much more Windows heavy audience, it was 2.3% four years ago (the lowest point), 6% last month. Lifehacker has a separate mobile site, though, so those numbers don't include smartphone visits, which would raise the non-flash number significantly.

If, in a year, you won't be able to rely on Flash being enabled on 10% or 20% of all browsers, I do think web designers will have to take a look at how they can reach the rest of that audience. Along with Youtube and Vimeo beginning to move away from Flash for video content, I think it's in trouble.

Also, it runs like crap on OS X. Fuck Flash.
 
Such a shame, Adobe and Apple were such good friends when they were kids.
 
i'm with sausageman. i'd like to think jobs was thinking that in his head while he was doing it, fantasizing about beating adobe with his penis.
 
We are redesigning our corporate website at the moment and have made a decision not to use Flash at all.

1. A lot of our corporate clients don't use it, so we would have to design a mirror pure HTML site.
2. It screws your Search Engine Optimisation
3. It is slow to load when clients are working remote, meaning people get bored
4. Most people want to get to "contact us" and "case studies / who you work for" quickly in a company website. Flash isn't necessary for this.
5. You can create exciting visual effects in XHTML or HTML5. Arrows going through apples and whizzy movement sometimes looks like you are trying too hard.

So yes, I can see the death of Flash.
 
it all comes down to this:

in the 2000s, if you wanted dynamic content rendered correctly across all browsers, you worked in flash.

in the 2010s, if you want dynamic content rendered correctly across all browsers (which now includes mobile browsers) you can't use flash.
 
The new iPad, courtesy of Peter Serafinowicz.

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I hate websites that have tons of flash, DIALUPLOLJUSTKILLME.
 
IT'S THE 21ST CENTURY WUMMAN! GET SOME BROADBAND!
 
You'd think Cassie would be all about teh broadband. Seein' as she's a BROAD an' all! :sarek:
 
RURAL FLORIDA!!! *shakes fist at heavens*
 
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The future of iPad.
 
I FEEL CASSIE'S PAIN
 
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