I think I was just too lazy to fully develop an autistic tic

[CaptainWacky]

I keep tapping my head though.

 

[Loktar]

And I keep tapping my feet. Lets start a tap band.

 

[whisky]

I have no ability to remember I have locked the front door, if I think about anything else in the short distance from the door to the car I have to go back to the door, because I will have forgotten locking it.

 

[USUC]

You people are all fucked up in the head and should be heavily medicated.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oh and I punch myself.

 

[Cassie]

Are your ducks all in a row?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I talk to strangers on tube trains. I'm not sure this qualifies as a mental disorder, but from the frightened and concerned looks I get I'm beginning to wonder.

 

[Loktar]

I pick my nose, bite my fingernails and fart in public without shame.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I stay indoors a lot.

 

[headvoid]

I talk to strangers on the tube too, but because I have a posh northern accent they think I am a gentleman farmer that is lost in the capital and take pity.

I then explain that I am an advertising planner and that I will USE THEIR SOULS TO SELL CRISPS AND CHOCOLATE. They lose the pity quickly as I start to look less like Iain Lee and more like Christian Bale.

 

[Dr Dave]

You're a true american CaptainWacky.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Dr Dave]

I talk to strangers on tube trains. I'm not sure this qualifies as a mental disorder, but from the frightened and concerned looks I get I'm beginning to wonder.

Do you talk to people with headphones on?

 

[Dr Dave]

Here have some pork rinds and a PBR.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

(PBR = Pabst Blue Ribbon, a cheap canned beer mostly consumed by the lower classes)

 

[Dr Dave]

Including Hipsters.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hipsters are a myth.

 

[Dr Dave]

They are real.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They were created by the government as a way to keep the real truth from you (lizard peple.)

 

[Loktar]

They are real.

Indeed.
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