I wanted more stories where Death was young...

[CaptainWacky]

And all up herself and arrogant. Why did she change?

 

[Gagh]

Thanos fucked her.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

because we all change, no matter how much we resist

 

[Ilyanna]

[DEATH]I AM AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC PERSONIFICATION. I CANNOT CHANGE.[/DEATH]

[Death of Rats]snh, snh, snh[/Death of Rats]

 

[CaptainWacky]

How would you feel about life if Death was your older sister/

 

[FBI parte due]

How would you feel if it turned out the rest of your life was going to be co-written by Terry Prachett and Piers Anthony?

 

[CaptainWacky]

A bit more interesting but I wouldn't get half the jokes.

 

[FBI parte due]

Probably better than getting stuck in an infinite library for all eternity or turning into a cockroach or something.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Death is the ultimate pair of spectacles.

 

[Tisiphone]

But what if they're out of focus?

 

[Ilyanna]

How would you feel if it turned out the rest of your life was going to be co-written by Terry Prachett and Piers Anthony?

What do you mean 'if'? My life IS co-written by Terry Pratchett and Piers Anthony. You have no idea how many Mustrum Ridcully's I have to endure on a daily basis!
(As long as he doesn't make me another Rincewind, though, everything should be fine.)

(Oh and FBI? I get really happy when you get my references.)

 

[FBI parte due]

In a cute way, or in a murderous way?

I love professors who'll interrupt class to tell you about the time they met Fela in the 70s or how they aren't anti-semitic, but they do know the Jews control the media.

 

[Seph]

In a cute way, or in a murderous way?

is there a difference?

 

[Tisiphone]

You can be murdered cutely.

 

[Mentalist]

 

[Tisiphone]

See?

 

[Ilyanna]

^Exactly.
Oh, you can be murderously cute, as well.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wonder how long Old Hob will last.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Who would play Death in the (sure to be awful) movie adaptation of Sandman? NATALIE, or maybe AVRIL LAVIGNE?

 

[CaptainWacky]

NOT Zooey Deschanel but now that I've said that someone will think she's perfect for the role and fucking cast her but it'll just be the same as all her other characters, ARGH, FUCK, WHAT HAVE I DONE.