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I wanted more stories where Death was young...

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
And all up herself and arrogant. Why did she change?
 
Thanos fucked her.
 
because we all change, no matter how much we resist
 
[DEATH]I AM AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC PERSONIFICATION. I CANNOT CHANGE.[/DEATH]

[Death of Rats]snh, snh, snh[/Death of Rats]
 
How would you feel about life if Death was your older sister/
 
How would you feel if it turned out the rest of your life was going to be co-written by Terry Prachett and Piers Anthony?
 
A bit more interesting but I wouldn't get half the jokes.
 
Probably better than getting stuck in an infinite library for all eternity or turning into a cockroach or something.
 
Death is the ultimate pair of spectacles.
 
But what if they're out of focus?
 
FBI parte due said:
How would you feel if it turned out the rest of your life was going to be co-written by Terry Prachett and Piers Anthony?
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What do you mean 'if'? My life IS co-written by Terry Pratchett and Piers Anthony. You have no idea how many Mustrum Ridcully's I have to endure on a daily basis!
(As long as he doesn't make me another Rincewind, though, everything should be fine.)

(Oh and FBI? I get really happy when you get my references.)
 
In a cute way, or in a murderous way?

I love professors who'll interrupt class to tell you about the time they met Fela in the 70s or how they aren't anti-semitic, but they do know the Jews control the media.
 
You can be murdered cutely.
 
death-sandman1.jpg
 
See?
 
^Exactly.
Oh, you can be murderously cute, as well.
 
I wonder how long Old Hob will last.
 
Who would play Death in the (sure to be awful) movie adaptation of Sandman? NATALIE, or maybe AVRIL LAVIGNE?
 
NOT Zooey Deschanel but now that I've said that someone will think she's perfect for the role and fucking cast her but it'll just be the same as all her other characters, ARGH, FUCK, WHAT HAVE I DONE.
 
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