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I WAS RAPED BY GRAPE APE

Yub

Yub

Anachrophobic
I can still hear him as he violated me!

GRAPE APE
GRAPE APE

GRAPE APE
GRAPE APE
GRAAAAAAAAAPE ..... ape.
 
:(

I'm so sorry to hear that. Maybe next time you could distract him with food and run away?
 
Start wearing shorts made of duct tape.
 
Did you get the Grape Ape rape on tape?
 
I heard you sustained a blow to your nape.
 
Yub, it isnt rape if you give him $20 to violate you.
 
Did he mean he'd crush the grape between his ass cheeks?
 
No, he would crush the grape between two boy scouts arsecheeks.

Unfortunately he did actually choke on a grape on stage in a working mens club in Rotherham and died. That was in 1988.
 
The wiki page describes him as only "slightly camp". What's the point in that?
 
He was a half hearted campster. Not like Andi Peters and his leather chapped boyfriend (Who I met, couldn't string two words together but eggs would have nailed him on the spot)
 
there is no escape from teh grape!
 
Dr Dave said:
Yub, it isnt rape if you give him $20 to violate you.
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He threw $20 at me afterward, as if I was a whore!
 
Was Andi's boyfriend the controller of ED THE DUCK?
 
Ed the duck was where it all started wasn't it? eh wacky?

Now we get TO THE NUB OF IT!!!!!
 
i remember that cartoon well.
 
i think they edited out rape scenes as not to offend the children.
 
Some ducks have foot fetishes:

THEY WANT YOU TO FOOT THE BILL!
 
I think I'm pregnant with his cartoon ape baby and I will die before the end of the first trimester. I cannot abort the fetus unless I go swimming in some of that stuff that kills cartoons from Roger Rabbit.
 
i am sorry for yer dilemma. i see no options but to leave it in gods hands.
 
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