I will MURDER a Mine Fielder at midnight EVERY NIGHT until Christmas

[CaptainWacky]

Who will it be tonight!?

 

[Dr Dave]

!

 

[The Tomtrek]

YOU WON'T GET TOMTREK.

 

[Dr Dave]

OR HIS HAT!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Start with the ones who left years ago.

 

[Dr Dave]

Like Mean Poster 19!

 

[Loktar]

Start with me. I'm apparently useless and criminally stupid.

You can rest in the knowledge that Loktar's brother is even more useless and criminally stupid than he is.

 

[Consumer]

Be sure to use a mine-detector to make sure your victim is a mine-fielder.

I mean it would be very embarrassing to murder the wrong person. Saying "I'm sorry" after they bleed out is kind of jejune.

 

[Cassie]

You can stab me with your sword!

 

[CaptainWacky]

It was Big Dick McGee.

Don't bother bumping his MIA thread again.

I literally murdered him.

 

[Henoch]

I wish to remain UNmurdered cause life is so much fun and worth living.

 

[Loktar]

I wish to remain UNmurdered cause life is so much fun and worth living.

Death by United Nations murder death squad for you then.

 

[Henoch]

Death by United Nations murder death squad for you then.

BANG BANG BANG!!!

 

[Dr Dave]

Death by United Nations murder death squad for you then.

Conspiracy time with Loktar!

 

[Love Child]

Fun! Its like the little advent calendar I used to have as a kid where I would eat a piece of chocolate every day until Christmas. I don't know what it taught me except that I was impatient and would eat the biggest piece first.

It was Big Dick McGee.

Don't bother bumping his MIA thread again.

I literally murdered him.

Good job with killing the biggest first! Now I can go live with L_G and help her raise her kids!

 

[Dr Dave]

Fun Fact, Cassie once invented an advent calendar with chocolate cocks in it.

 

[Loktar]

Fun Fact, Cassie once invented an advent calendar with chocolate cocks in it.

The creamy centers were the best part.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SilentBtViolent is no more. Ironically, his name perfectly described the manner of his death.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Well THAT sucks.

 

[Love Child]

Oh Sure just kill Ish next then.