I will MURDER a Mine Fielder at midnight EVERY NIGHT until Christmas

[CaptainWacky]

*checks his list*

 

[Loktar]

He's a making a list
Checking it twice
Gonna find out whose next to die
Wacky Claws is cumming to town(to kill you).

 

[Dr Dave]

He wears a hat soaked in the blood of his enemies!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Before The First, there was THE WACKY.

 

[Gagh]

Does anyone know if Loktar has stopped crying yet?

 

[Dr Dave]

One would think he has.

 

[Loktar]

Does anyone know if Loktar has stopped crying yet?

I haven't started crying so how can I stop crying?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Curiousa2z? Not no more she ain't. Because I killed her.

(Curiousa2z? More like Curiousa2DEAD (this one only works if you pronounced "z" as "zed". The important part is: I murdered her.))

 

[Dr Dave]

OH NO!

 

[Loktar]

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[FBI parte due]

I pronounce it "zee" and I have come back to TK solely to argue this important point.

 

[Cassie]

CURIOUSA2Z MIA 4EVAR?

 

[Love Child]

Bastards!

 

[The Tomtrek]

NOT ONE OF THE GIRLS?!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

This means that from now on, the Mine Field can no longer post using the letters A, Z, or the number 2.

After this post, of course.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I dropped an anvil on Ishcabittle's head, said "meep meep!" and ran away. It would have been funny, if I hadn't just murdered Ishcabittle by dropping an anvil on his head.

 

[Henoch]

OH MY GOD I WAS MURDERED LAST NIGHT...AT MIDNIGHT...BY CAPTAIN WACKY!!!

IT'S ALL TRUE...HE'S REALLY DOING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

BTW, THANKS FOR THE MURDER, IT WAS GOOD FOR ME.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

You can murder JOHN BARROWMAN now, without fearing that you'll be depriving the world of blockbuster showtunes as Tonight's the Night finished its run on Saturday.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

...but...but what if he wants to TOUR???

 

[CaptainWacky]

Notice how none of my victims have posted since their murder?