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I wish I were high

I kind of sort of feel high right now. But not enough that I don't know what I am doing. I know exactly what I am doing.
 
I was high as a fucking kite yesterday. Two hydro's and a couple of tequilla shots to endure Father's Day gathering. Then sexted with some guy. It was a good day.
 
I set up my drums yesterday and played until I was completely drenched with sweat.

Good times.
 
I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why
Yeaheah
cause I got high
cause I got high
cause I got high

Yadda da da dada da da

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I'm taking it next semester and I know why
Yeaheah
cause I got high
cause I got high
cause I got high

Yadda da da dada da da

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why
Yeaheah
cause I got high
cause I got high
cause I got high

Yadda da da dada da da

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why
Yeaheah
cause I got high
cause I got high
cause I got high

Yadda da da dada da da

I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic and I know why
Yeaheah
cause I got high
cause I got high
cause I got high

Yadda da da dada da da

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
Yeaheah
cause I got high
cause I got high
cause I got high

Yadda da da dada da da

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high
now I'm jacking off and I know why
Yeaheah
cause I got high
cause I got high
cause I got high

Yadda da da dada da da

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
Yeaheah
cause I got high
cause I got high
cause I got high

Yadda da da dada da da

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
and if I dont sell one copy I know why
Yeaheah
cause I'm high
cause I'm high
cause I'm high...
 
I don't even know what that meant, but srsly I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING TELL YOU WHAT I AM DOING EVERY GOD DAMMED SECOND OF EVERY FUCKING DAY SO JUST MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS AND STAY OUT OF MINE.
 
People who don't get high seem to intake unhealthy amounts of caffeine on a daily basis. I also love the hypocrisy of some asshat holding a beer, talking about the evils of pot.
 
Kitty said:
People who don't get high seem to intake unhealthy amounts of caffeine on a daily basis. I also love the hypocrisy of some asshat holding a beer, talking about the evils of pot.
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I drink lots of caffeine, but I'd rather smoke pot.:(
 
Kitty said:
People who don't get high seem to intake unhealthy amounts of caffeine on a daily basis. I also love the hypocrisy of some asshat holding a beer, talking about the evils of pot.
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Or the hipster moonbat going on about growth hormones, nutrasweet and fluoride --all while sucking on a coffin nail.
 
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