I woke Up

[Yub]

No-one deserves to run out of coffee. Not even clueless douchebags like you.

 

[classichummus]

I woke up and my covers were on the floor and my bed sheet was half way pulled off. I move a lot when I sleep I guess.

 

[Yub]

I bet the bed was soaked with urine as well.

 

[classichummus]

YUB!!! How did you know?!?!?!?! Are you stalking me?

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

When I woke up
I'd lost my shoes
Blue and unshod
My body ached with flue
I wished i could sleep
How long for the tea to steep
If I could breathe
I wouldn't cry
I want to smash my head
Into a wall
And go back to bed

 

[classichummus]

I woke up yesterday at 2:30 PM, it's now 7:45 AM the next day. I am just that awesome I don't even need to sleep!!!

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

I wish i could sleep.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Feel better soon, darlin!

I woke up and fed the cat...then he puked

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

It's going around.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Hopefully, it goes back!

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

I didn't want it
But it sticks like glue
dripping from my nostril
in a terrifying dribble

 

[classichummus]

I haven't slept in 20 hours.

 

[Falcy Girl]

cool

 

[The Dork Lord]

I took a nap
reading Kerouac
then woke up
again

 

[SaintLucifer]

I woke up and my covers were on the floor and my bed sheet was half way pulled off. I move a lot when I sleep I guess.

The bed was also wet, yes?

 

[The Dork Lord]

I'm beginning to think your panties are.

Hummus already has a girlfriend, from what I hear.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

yellow print and all of that.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Maple syrup causes bladder/prostate problems?

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

yuch.

 

[classichummus]

I woke up yesterday at 3 PM, it is now 10:25 AM the next day!!! w00t for insomnia!!!!