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I woke Up

Note well Dirk Funk nosing around yet another skanktastic "sexually liberated" bint. Poor boy, he can't just jerk off, his hands are blistered.
 
He got those papercuts on his dong from the Spock cut-out...

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Note well Dirk Funk nosing around yet another skanktastic "sexually liberated" bint. Poor boy, he can't just jerk off, his hands are blistered.

Nope. Just trying to block the negs. I have my reasons, and they aren't what you think.
 
I woke up at 2 PM Sunday and it's now 7:47 AM Monday!!! :P What is sleep? I keep forgetting until about 30 hours have passed!!
 
SSuuuuuuuurreee. You greened all of her posts selflessly, just because you're a nice guy.
 
LOLOLOLOLLOL! Silly kitty. You'll never know why, and that amuses me.

You ALWAYS say you have other reasons. It very easy to say you do, even when and especially if you don't. Either state them, or expect nobody to believe you.
 
You ALWAYS say you have other reasons. It very easy to say you do, even when and especially if you don't. Either state them, or expect nobody to believe you.

I don't care if you believe me or not, but seeing you squirm is plenty of amusement.
 
Squirm? lol
Poking fun at you is squirming? Rly? At least make claims you can back up.

Speaking of which, you still havn't justified why you think certain members are dancing to Dual's fiddle. I've noticed you have been avoiding that thread.
 
Squirm? lol
Poking fun at you is squirming? Rly? At least make claims you can back up.

Speaking of which, you still havn't justified why you think certain members are dancing to Dual's fiddle. I've noticed you have been avoiding that thread.

Nope. Just got busy with more important things. However I'll answer them here. All it took was for Dual to merge a few threads and change some titles and Pickle, you and Yub went apeshit. That was the main topic of discussion in the badlands for several days. It's really not that hard, Kitty.
 
Nope. Just got busy with more important things. However I'll answer them here. All it took was for Dual to merge a few threads and change some titles and Pickle, you and Yub went apeshit. That was the main topic of discussion in the badlands for several days. It's really not that hard, Kitty.

I can't speak for Yub, but using the term ape shit to describe my reaction would be an overstatement.

You're still kinda new, so I'll let you in on a little something. I like to bitch, whine, argue, etc. I latch onto any horse I can beat until it's dead and rotted. Dancing? Hardly. That's the type of shit I wait for.

Btw, that's common knowledge to most of the regulars around here.
 
Ape-shit with mirth, perhaps.

I've pretty much been laughing nonstop at Dual's pathetic little "heel" turn.

I'm pretty sure he's laughing to. If Dual REALLY wanted to damage The Badlands, he wouldn't be merging threads...
 
Once again, Dirk exhibits his utter cluelessness, and I'm completely tired of typing the word clueless to describe him.

We all laughed, Dirk. Long and hard. I think we still are. I know I am.
 
Dirk's always good for a laugh.

Dirk, you still haven't explained how poking fun at you is considered squirming. I'm dying to know.
 
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