I'd like to talk to the strippers please.

[SaintLucifer]

Oh please.
Get your grubby paws off my ass you assmongrel.

*grabs your incredible ass and squeezes*

 

[Monolith]

:biteme:

:slap:

 

[SaintLucifer]

:biteme:

:slap:

I want your ass. I do not care how much of a whore you truly are.

 

[Monolith]

Dually noted.

Now this whore needs some sleep. I await tomorrow's fun.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Dually noted.

Now this whore needs some sleep. I await tomorrow's fun.

Nighty-night you cunt.

 

[Monolith]

Aww, thanks. But I'll be here for another 10 minutes. WCunts allergies are fucked, just like her

 

[SaintLucifer]

Aww, thanks. But I'll be here for another 10 minutes. WCunts allergies are fucked, just like her

Go to bed. Dream about my cock up your behind.

 

[Monolith]

I just might do that. It sounds hot.

 

[SaintLucifer]

I just might do that. It sounds hot.

Pffft. *waves a dismissal*

 

[Barabbas]

Go to bed. Dream about my cock up your behind.

That would be a switch. All the other ones who dream about your cock in their behinds go "Baaaaaaaaaaaaah".

 

[Monolith]

Please Luci, I've dismissed you so many time's my arm hurts.

 

[SaintLucifer]

That would be a switch. All the other ones who dream about your cock in their behinds go "Baaaaaaaaaaaaah".

Yes. I noticed your mother had a tendency to pretend she could only 'bahhhh' like a sheep as I fucked her.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Please Luci, I've dismissed you so many time's my arm hurts.

Shut up and bend over in front of me.

 

[Monolith]

You're predictable.

Get your ass down here to my countertop if you want the royal treatment cuntrag!

 

[SaintLucifer]

You're predictable.

Get your ass down here to my countertop if you want the royal treatment cuntrag!

Naw. I reserve your ilk only for those times I am desperate which are an absolute rarity.

 

[Monolith]

If they were a rarity, what were you doing with the strippers here again?.....

 

[SaintLucifer]

If they were a rarity, what were you doing with the strippers here again?.....

Laughing.

 

[Monolith]

Suuuuuuure.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Suuuuuuure.

 

[Barabbas]

Yes. I noticed your mother had a tendency to pretend she could only 'bahhhh' like a sheep as I fucked her.

Again, you strain credulity by implying you have ever had sex with a female of any type of genus, family or species.


I must say you are consistant.

Random Person: "Lucy, that was a rather interesting point you had"
Lucy: "OH yeah.. Well I fucked your mother in the ass!"

Another Random Person: "Lucy, do you think the Blue Jays will win the World Series?"
Lucy: "OH yeah.. Well I fucked your mother in the ass!"