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I'm Leaving TK forever (FOR REAL!)

NO YOU PEOPLE ARE NASTY I HATE YOU ASIANS!

Oh wait you meant us in the minefield not us white people.
 
jack said:
I've left TK forever twice so far, so third times the charm.

Bye all you fucking fucks. I'll laugh at your geekiness while I sip from the chalice of REAL LIFE.
You're so needy Sally Struthers would break a sandwich in half for you.

*throws a peanut*
 
Damn you fucking white people. You should all move back to IRELAND where those damn fucking Indians got you from before you were enslaved and brought over here.
 
*Books a flight to Dublin* I"M SO THERE HONKY!!!!
 
I can't help it that I'm good at managing people and sitting in an office all day.

It's like you people trying to be bad at Math.
 
FUCKING DRUNKEN WANNABE-VIKING SAVAGES.
 
THE IRISH SAVED CIVILIZATION...AND WE'RE SORRY!!!!
 
You should be OMG YOU SAVED TEH WRONG CIVILIZATION!!! YOU MAYBE SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT SAVING THE ONES WHO ACTUALLY GAVE A FUCK ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT, STUPID IRISH BASTARDS OMG YOUR DRUNKEN WHISKEY LACK OF FORESIGHT HAS DOOMED US ALL!!!
 
....and try taking a FUCKING Bath at least once a week. We need another potato famine to wipe the WHOLE hemisphere out again.
 
YOU'LL HAVE TO PRY MY COPY OF FINNEGAN'S WAKE AND MY BOTTLE OF JAMESONS AND MY DICK FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS, NONIRISH KUH-NIGGITS!!!
 
Mentalist would understand me. :(
 
I MISS HIM TOO. And I really feel bad.
 
Is he really gone? I got the impression he's just going out of town for Christmas or something.
 
Maybe he'll come moonwalking back in here tommorow like noting happened?
 
He'll be back. But I still felt bad, mostly because he posted indicating that I had pissed him off, and since I wasn't in the room with him, fighting my urges, I couldn't see his face to indicate if he was serious or not.

He keeps sending back all the webcams I send him, too. You think he's trying to tell me something?
 
I dunno he prolly is mad but aren't we all cranky today? I thought it was the moon or something.
 
I wouldn't be have as pissed off if someone would moon me. I'm...horny.
 
SilentBtViolent said:
Only if you promise to poop in a diaper and let me clean it up.













OK, I had to barf after I wrote that.

I can't compete with that.
 
Do the Barf man!
 
You're a total cunt. I adore you IN THE SENSE THAT I DON'T.

Me = PWNED.
 
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