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I'm trying to get drunk to spame the mine field agin

I had a glass of iced tea. I FORGOT IT WAS GET DRUNK NIGHT.

Even if I had alcoholic beverages here I couldn't get drunk with my parents around. I told my mom I wish I had alcoholic beverages to drink and she was like well as long as you don't get drunk and/or tipsy! I rolled my eyes and was whats the point of drinking if you don't get at least a decent buzz going?
 
I was totally going to make a parody thread about being sober and posting or something but then I thought, "That would be dumb, and depressing and something something or whatever" and then so I didn't and I am typing all of this stuff here now.

But I DID go to a place tonight where like everyone was like drunk and or high and or whatever and stuff and it was sort of cool and then sort of not cool and then I left because well I don't know, I just did.

Goodnight.
 
I cant remember the last day I didnt have a drink.

I might take a day off later in the month.
 
I was tipsy last night while chopping up some veggies with a very sharp knife. It made for a fun evening, especially since secretly I was hoping I might slice my hand so I could take off work for a while. Bwahahahahahaa!!!!
 
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