I was totally going to make a parody thread about being sober and posting or something but then I thought, "That would be dumb, and depressing and something something or whatever" and then so I didn't and I am typing all of this stuff here now.
But I DID go to a place tonight where like everyone was like drunk and or high and or whatever and stuff and it was sort of cool and then sort of not cool and then I left because well I don't know, I just did.
Goodnight.