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Is my job done at "TK"?

You're a ###### on a message board. Not a prophet with a message.

If you're the last guttersnipe, maybe it's time for you to move along with the rest of your tribe in search of more... whatever it is you niggers hunt in the savanna... chicken and pigs and whatnot.
 
Your dick ain't that big, boy. It's a myth.
 
My dick is so big, it's responsible for the big bang.

Or something...
 
This thread is now about big dick jokes.

My dick is so big it has feet.
 
My dick is so big clowns climb out of it when I cum.
 
My dick is so big it takes four fat women and a team of clydesdales to jack me off.
 
My dick is so big it can chew gum.
 
My dick is so big it has its own dick. And even my dick's dick is bigger than yours.
 
My dick is so big I'm getting a blowjob in Tennessee.
 
My dick is so big it tried out to be the replacement quarterback for the Eagles; but Donovan McNabb didn't want a bigger dick on the team than him.
 
My dick is so big there's still snow on it in the summer time.
 
Whenever I go to a club, my dick skips the line and I have to argue with the door man.
 
My dick is so big I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.
 
My dick is so big it won't return Speilberg's calls.
 
My dick is so big it skipped a grade in high school.
 
My dick has an elevator and a lobby.
 
My dick has a credit score of 750.
 
My dick is so big it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as The People's Republic of My Dick.
 
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