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Is my job done at "TK"?

My dick is so big McDonald's changed their menu sizes to small, medium, large, and my dick.
 
My dick is so big it has high speed internet access. It's now engaged in a lawsuit with Verizon over zoning rights.
 
My dick is so big that when it's eastern standard time at the head it's pacific standard time at my balls.
 
A guy walked into the Big Dick Club of America and went to the counter to apply for membership. The lady behind the desk asked him how big it was. He proudly told her it was 12" long. She then proceeded to laugh hysterically. Never having been laughed at for his penis size he was embarrassed and started to leave. On his way out the janitor stopped him and asked him what was wrong. The man told the janitor what had just happened. The janitor nodded his head and said, " don't feel bad. See that lump in my sock? Yeah, and I'm only the janitor."
 
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