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My dick is so big it has casters.
 
My dick is so big I'm already fucking a girl tomorrow.
 
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My dick runs the 4-40 in 15 seconds.
 
My dick contributed $50,000 to the Democratic National Committee.
 
My dick was once ambassador to China.
 
My dick is so big that when it rains the head doesn't get wet.
 
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My dick is so big they use the bullet train to test my condoms.
 
My dick is so big it has investors.
 
My dick is so big I use a hula hoop as a cock ring.
 
My dick is so big we use it at parties as a limbo pole.
 
My dick is so big that every time I get hard I cause a solar eclipse.
 
My dick is so big it only plays arenas.
 
My dick is so big it needs an airplane warning light.
 
My dick is so big Trump owns it.
 
My dick is so big you can't blow me without a ladder.
 
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