Is my job done at "TK"?

[Conchaga]

My dick is so big it has casters.

 

[Conchaga]

My dick is so big I'm already fucking a girl tomorrow.

 

[Conchaga]

My dick is so big there was a movie called Godzilla vs. My Dick.

 

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My dick is so big that when I entered it in a big dick contest it took 1st 2nd and 3rd.

 

[Conchaga]

My dick is so big it has a 3 picture deal.

 

[Conchaga]

My dick runs the 4-40 in 15 seconds.

 

[Conchaga]

My dick contributed $50,000 to the Democratic National Committee.

 

[Conchaga]

My dick was once ambassador to China.

 

[Conchaga]

My dick is so big that when it rains the head doesn't get wet.

 

[Conchaga]

My dick is so big I could wear it as a tie, if I wasn't so afraid of getting a hardon and choking myself to death.

 

[Conchaga]

My dick is so big they use the bullet train to test my condoms.

 

[Conchaga]

My dick is so big it has investors.

 

[Conchaga]

My dick is so big I use a hula hoop as a cock ring.

 

[Conchaga]

My dick is so big we use it at parties as a limbo pole.

 

[Conchaga]

My dick is so big that every time I get hard I cause a solar eclipse.

 

[Conchaga]

My dick is so big it only plays arenas.

 

[Conchaga]

My dick is so big it needs an airplane warning light.

 

[Conchaga]

My dick is so big Trump owns it.

 

[Conchaga]

My dick is so big you can't blow me without a ladder.

 

[Conchaga]

My dick is so big you can ski down it.