It was a dark and Stormy Night...

[jack]

He doesn't have a wife.

 

[Loktar]

He doesn't have a wife.

At least one that isn't inflatable.

 

[jack]

Hey starguard, Check out the movie "Love Object"

Right up your alley, Sally.

 

[starguard]

Shes back to speaking to me on a regular basis again...I think the storm is over

 

[starguard]

You know, now that I think about it, I wonder did the rain have anything to do with it.


Usually she sleeps very hard when it rains. Perhaps she was in an extremely restful state when I "took advantage of her" as she put it... more restful than usual when she sleeps!

 

[I Love Cunt]

Perhaps you should have molested her with your tongue instead. In and out, lick the little clit, harder, lick it, all of it, suck it, fuck it, harder Stargard Harder! Now just that little spot, use your teeth just a little, stick your finger or two inside, rhythym, make her cum. NOW. Then fuck her.

 

[I Love Cunt]

And let her slap you too. And maybe tie you up. She should punish you now. I think she would like that. Just remember your safe word.

 

[starguard]

I believe that due to the present circumstance I am in, I fear that it would not be beneficial for me to provoke such behavior from her at the moment!

 

[jack]

Poor Starguard...even when he wins he loses!

 

[I Love Cunt]

I believe that due to the present circumstance I am in, I fear that it would not be beneficial for me to provoke such behavior from her at the moment!

Do it anyway.

 

[starguard]

I would try, but I trying not to upset her again. She's physically a lot stronger than she looks

 

[I Love Cunt]

Stop the argument.

 

[starguard]

Stop the argument.

She speaks to me regularly now, and has allowed me back in the bed again, but she no longer sleeps nude

 

[starguard]

This photo pretty much describes her mood perfectly

 

[starguard]

This photo pretty much describes her mood perfectly

!

 

[Bickendan]

"[wife's name], I'm sorry."

 

[starguard]

"[wife's name], I'm sorry."

The Emporess

 

[ToeRag]

take her to ikea, buy some shit she wants

back home ask "what would you like to do tonight, honey ?"

she won't know, so fuck her again, you re-established a rhythm

you provide the money, she provides the cunt

 

[starguard]

Umm.. she doesnt quite work that way!

 

[Dirk Funk]

Umm.. she doesnt quite work that way!

You sure about that?

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