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IT'S TOO HOT

IT WILL INVOLVE DUCKS.
 
I got the idea when I noticed the fridge was COLD.
 
lol, I thought about that the other day. "Can you set the oven to cold?" or whatever he says when the fridge conks out.
 
Texas!
 
We're sexy, that's what about it!
 
Its been humid around here.
 
It's been unseasonably cool here in SoCal. The thing about living in this area is that the temp can change by 10 degrees in the span of 10-15 miles. The weatherguessers always give you three temps. For example, it will be 70 at the beaches, 80 in downtown L.A. (15 miles away), and 90 in the Valleys. I live in the I.E., it's a Valley, and is generally 10-15 degrees hotter than downtown.

I generally dislike the heat, but SoCal heat ain't nothin' but a thang. Why? NO HUMIDITY! Philadelphia summers are the worst: blazing triple-digit heat coupled with stifling humidity. It's not unusual for an August day to be 95 degrees with 95 percent humidity...and no rain. You fucking PRAY for rain, just too cool things off a bit.

Here, in SoCal, it can be 102 and I barely break a sweat, 'cause it's so dang dry. Love it!
 
it's not as hot now
 
I, thought it never? gets hot-IN...Scotland~
 
It is too hot.
Are you a hairy bastard, like me? If so, try taking all the hair off your body. I did this yesterday and feel much better.

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I didn't use the strips, I used the cream.

That's going to itch like a motherfucker in about 2 days.
 
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