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I've decided that I'm voting for Obama.

Because, I'm certain he's gonna be assassinated within the first year of his term.

It won't be me, I can assure you of that.

But, it seems more than likely that some extremely conservative nut-job won't like him being in office and is gonna "shoot that ###### ded".
 
And let's be honest. We all secretly love it when politicians get killed.

It makes for great entertainment.
 
I dunno. I would think that particular kind of nutjob would take him out before Election Day, so that we wouldn't hbe able to say that America would elect a black man.

The kind of nutjobs that would wait till after he's inaugurated won't shoot him; they'd take out a federal building, Tim McVeigh style, to show America the error of its ways.
 
Dual said:
You're throwing away your vote. ;)
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How's that? I want to be entertained. If all I have to do is go across the street to my polling location, check a box, then sit back and watch all of the major broadcasters as they scramble to follow the story of his assassination... I'm getting major entertainment for FREE.

That's money, time, and a vote well-spent.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
I dunno. I would think that particular kind of nutjob would take him out before Election Day, so that we wouldn't hbe able to say that America would elect a black man.

The kind of nutjobs that would wait till after he's inaugurated won't shoot him; they'd take out a federal building, Tim McVeigh style, to show America the error of its ways.
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Nah, there's no glory in killing a ######. There's PLENTY of glory in killing a ###### president.
 
This country would go berserk, the blacks would riot, and no one would be safe. I hope he isn't assassinated, I don't need that kind of entertainment.
 
This country needs an enema.

That's the right way to do it.

I own a gun (.45 cal) and I have a heavy metal door that's easily braced. If some motherfucker tries to get in here, they will be leaving with one less body part.

Roits provide TONS of media coverage. To me that's a far better reason to watch the news.

Just look at the L.A. Riots from over a decade ago.

Television coverage of the riots was near-continuous, including much footage from helicopter news crews.
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THAT's entertainment.
 
Conchaga said:
This country needs an enema.

That's the right way to do it.
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Couldn't disagree more. It wouldn't be an enema, it'd be bite from a brown recluse spider that went untreated. Ever seen one of those?

http://www.highway60.com/mark/brs/casestudy_necrosis.asp

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Conchaga said:
I own a gun (.45 cal) and I have a heavy metal door that's easily braced. If some motherfucker tries to get in here, they will be leaving with one less body part.

Roits provide TONS of media coverage. To me that's a far better reason to watch the news.

Just look at the L.A. Riots from over a decade ago.



THAT's entertainment.
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I sincerely hope the gun proves useful as you attempt to escape your burning home on crutches, which is a far more likely scenario.

Don't forget to wave to the TV cameras.
 
Worse case scenario -
the non-American Black Muslims decide that Obama is an apostate and must kill him immediately if he does not return to being a Muslim sooner than that.

Obama doesn't return to being a Muslim so now all the Muslims are committed to killing him. But, because he is PotUS, he is well protected, sort of.

Of course, now all the Black Muslim people in America are at odds with being Black Muslims because Obama is a Black President and they don't want to kill him because the rest of the Black Americans will be against them for killing their Black PotUS.

Then along comes some NORTHERN AGGRESSIONIST person in blackface pretending to be a Black Muslim and kills the Black PotUS. But, half the Black Americans aren't buying the blackface and go on a rampage against all the white people for killing their Black PotUS. The other half of the Black Americans believe it was a Black Muslim who killed Obama and they go on a rampage killing all Muslims in America - black or not - for killing their Black PotUS.

When it is all done, the only one standing even remotely associated with political leadership is Palin because she is hiding out in Alaska with Joe Sixpack and the Plumber wrapped in polar bear fur lined with seal skin. Black People are not going to Alaska for no damned reason, not even to avenge their Black PotUS.

All white persons that have somehow managed to survive the holocaust migrate to Alaska where they live under Palin's protection, subsisting on whale blubber and yellow snow.

The Mexicans continue to cross the border, now in unbelievable numbers, and take over the bottom half of what used to be the United States.

With what is left of the US living in Alaska, Russia bombs the hell out of Alaska finishing off the remnants of this nation.

The Mexicans send the Muslims head cheese and they live happily ever after.
 
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