I've just come to realize

[Loktar]

I can virtually guarantee you Daystrom is no PI wiz. Or any other kind of wiz for that matter.

I can guarantee his brain is the consistency of cheese wiz.

 

[FBI parte due]

Rottweilers are really nice, but I've found that the more loyal and devoted dogs tend not to make very good drinking buddies.

 

[Ilyanna]

I've always made it a rule to not bother with drinking buddies who can't open their own beer/wine bottle anyway, so dogs are pretty much out anyway, no matter how devoted.

 

[Tisiphone]

I bet Day is just a gee wiz.

 

['Gear]

Gangsta Wizard?

 

[FBI parte due]

 

['Gear]

I am stunned that picture even exists. I ask myself "How is it possible that someone put on that hat and allowed someone to take a picture?" And with a blue feather jacket? I'm no fashion guru but I know monkey plays dress up when I see it.

I got three dollars sez Day's re' went something like-

"Daaayuum. Homie looks good."

Spot on FBI.

 

[FBI parte due]

I mean, Kool Keith isn't dumb, he's just a fucking space cadet.

Kool Keith - 98 Year Old Refrigerator - YouTube

 

[Ilyanna]

lol that's Keith in that pic?

 

[jack]

Homelessness is interesting.

 

['Gear]

No. Kool Keith is dumb.

[did I just spell cool with a K? sheesh.]

 

[Tisiphone]

Word to your muthka.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Wait. What happened to Tisi and Illy? The thread had so much promise.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Plus the title
"I've just come to realize"
I've just come to realize
come
come to
come to realize
came to believe

 

[Tisiphone]

I dropped the balls. In my mouth.

 

[Ilyanna]

And just like that, we're back in the game.

 

[Tisiphone]

I'm flexible like that.

 

[jack]

:::Wants to see Tisi's balls:::

wait, that came out wrong

 

[Ilyanna]

I'm flexible like that.

A trait that cannot be praised high enough.

 

[jack]

I appreciate a girl who knows how to put her ankles behind her ears.