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I've just come to realize

I can virtually guarantee you Daystrom is no PI wiz. Or any other kind of wiz for that matter.

I can guarantee his brain is the consistency of cheese wiz.
 
Rottweilers are really nice, but I've found that the more loyal and devoted dogs tend not to make very good drinking buddies.
 
I've always made it a rule to not bother with drinking buddies who can't open their own beer/wine bottle anyway, so dogs are pretty much out anyway, no matter how devoted.
 
I bet Day is just a gee wiz.
 
Gangsta Wizard?
 
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I am stunned that picture even exists. I ask myself "How is it possible that someone put on that hat and allowed someone to take a picture?" And with a blue feather jacket? I'm no fashion guru but I know monkey plays dress up when I see it.

I got three dollars sez Day's re' went something like-

"Daaayuum. Homie looks good."

Spot on FBI.
 
lol that's Keith in that pic?
 
Homelessness is interesting.
 
No. Kool Keith is dumb.

[did I just spell cool with a K? sheesh.]
 
Word to your muthka.
 
Wait. What happened to Tisi and Illy? The thread had so much promise.
 
Plus the title
"I've just come to realize"
I've just come to realize
come
come to
come to realize
came to believe
 
I dropped the balls. In my mouth.
 
And just like that, we're back in the game.
 
I'm flexible like that.
 
:::Wants to see Tisi's balls:::

wait, that came out wrong :D
 
I'm flexible like that.
A trait that cannot be praised high enough.
 
I appreciate a girl who knows how to put her ankles behind her ears.
 
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