Jealousy

[jack]

I think it's his initial sarcasm you missed, not the other way around.

 

[jack]

Not so, because as I've made clear, if I ever met jack I would beat him senseless.

Speaking of that, how's your mom? Which is worse to clean up, the blood, or the shit?

 

[Chuck]

I think it's his initial sarcasm you missed, not the other way around.

Nope, you're wrong.

 

[Wisdom]

Speaking of that, how's your mom? Which is worse to clean up, the blood, or the shit?

The shitty blood. It looks exactly like enchilada sauce mixed with soupy refried beans. Oily.

 

[jack]

Nope, you're wrong.

No, I'm not. If you go back and read it in sequence you'll see you are totally pwned by his sarcasm

 

[jack]

The shitty blood. It looks exactly like enchilada sauce mixed with soupy refried beans. Oily.

That's awesome. I havent had to clean shit up since high school, when I was an orderly at the Vermont Veterans Home, so I can relate.

 

[Chuck]

No, I'm not. If you go back and read it in sequence you'll see you are totally pwned by his sarcasm

Wrong again.

 

[jack]

No, you're wrong

 

[jack]

Is that kletz' dried spooge on your chin? Cant tell if it's his or Bogner's.

Busy busy busy!!!

 

[Chuck]

Are you being sarcastic when you say that?

 

[jack]

Are you?

 

[Chuck]

I'm not sure.

 

[Chuck]

What were we talking about again?

 

[jack]

I'm sure.

 

[Chuck]

Okay.

 

[Wisdom]

Raise your hand if you're sure.

 

[Chuck]

:hifu:

 

[M.O.D.O.K.]

Is that kletz' dried spooge on your chin? Cant tell if it's his or Bogner's.

Busy busy busy!!!

I Understand Your Feud With Daniel Hellman And, To A Lesser Degree, Your Animosity Toward James Bogner. What Did This Man-Child Kletz Ever Do To You? He Is Fairly New To The Comic-book Nerd Board, Yes? Are There Others There You Dislike As well?

 

[Wisdom]

Jack likes to fantasize about comic book fans giving each other sexual pleasure. Jack used to own a comic book shop, where, I would guess, he spend long hours developing these elaborate fantasies. Do you get my drift, M.O.D.O.K.?

 

[M.O.D.O.K.]

He Wishes For You And The Man-Child To Have Intimate Relations With Each Other? I Am Pleased That This Is Something M.O.D.O.K. Does Not Have Knowledge Of.