Joseph Gordon-Levitt is working his way through Wacky's top 100

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Meh. The dream was over when Jamie Bell wed the vampire queen, too. Now, not so much.

HE WILL BE MINE. OR ONE OF THEM, ANYWAY. (I'm kind of over Elijah)

 

[CaptainWacky]

I, for one, welcome our new female celebrity robot overlords.