Joseph Gordon-Levitt is working his way through Wacky's top 100

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He did what any smart actor would do: he wrote and directed a movie for himself where he gets to bed a lot of A-List babes.

 

[curiousa2z]

I saw a really gorgeous pic of him yesterday on fb and thought of Eggs and I meant to post it but then I started putting a sink in my bathroom and didnt. But now I have a shiny new sink and new taps and can focus on what's important and I will track down that pic for tomorrow.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The evils of Facebook.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

He did what any smart actor would do: he wrote and directed a movie for himself where he gets to bed a lot of A-List babes.

That seems like it would be more of a Franco move tbh.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Wouldn't Franco be gay in the movie and say "I'M GAY...OR AM I!?" in interviews even though no one cares?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Franco will probably suck a cock on Jimmy Kimmel someday soon and then still say "I WISH I WAS GAY BUT I'M NOT".

JGL is playing the coy Franco "I'm not saying" card too:

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Talks Gay Rumors, 'Don Jon' In Out Magazine

He's probably had creepy pedo's stalking him since 3rd Rock, so I don't blame him.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I like ScarJo.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[headvoid]

I saw him in 50/50 last night and I actually enjoyed it.

It was a simple film, aimed at a broad audience but not an easy subject to discuss. I was just impressed by the acting of the entire cast. It was an hour and a half long, with a clear story line, interesting characters and didn't spill over into schmalz too much.

JGL: Clearly can act, but also sparse with his acting. I liked him a lot and will look for other films he is in now.
Seth Rogen - what a surprise! I thought I would hate him as the "comedy turn" within a cancer drama, but he played it very well.
Anna Kendrick - again, a complete surprise. Playing awkward and "unattractive" very well and despite me having some reservations about the character, very believable.

JGL is firmly in the "interesting actors" part of my brain for now.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I posted a review of that somewhere, sometime! It was when I started liking Anna Kendrick.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Add another to the list...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Chloe Grace Moretz

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Woof. Is that a Jon Hamm in your pocket, or are you just happy to be hung here?

 

[Love Child]

What the?
Jesus Christ.
He is a lucky fucker
But then, what is the deal with all of these pics-something about the look on every girl's face
then this last pic
fuck

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's his cock.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Eva Green.

 

[headvoid]

She has eyes for him!

 

[CaptainWacky]

She has eyes for everyone (in that she has really good eyes.)

 

[CaptainWacky]

The dream is over...

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Got Married (Not To You) | Vanity Fair

MARRIED!?

 

[The Tomtrek]

He's just going to get her to make robots of all of the girls he knows.