Joseph Gordon-Levitt is working his way through Wacky's top 100

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I was too busy wanking during this JGL moment:

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[SAUSAGEMAN]

 

[The Tomtrek]

Add to the list: Gillian Jacobs.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He literally has four of the top five from the last WHOH (only Olivia Wilde missing, unless you count that photoshoot where it's not clear if they were in the same room AND I DON'T.)

 

[CaptainWacky]

For his directorial debut, JGL plays a sex addict. With Scarlett Johansson as his girlfriend. That's so JGL.

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[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I DON"T CARE MAN HE"S JUST TRYING TO THROW PEOPLE OFF THE SCENT HE"S GAY AND HE"S MINE AND NONE OF YALLS BITHCES IS GONNA BREAK THAT UP NONE O YALLZ BITHEZZZZZZZZZZZZwedrfawds

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

So...Scarlet is playing Debi Mazar?

JGL likes to give himself lots of closeups where he's flirting with the camera.

 

[The Tomtrek]

So I hope JGL's plan is to put different members of the WHOH in different films (ScarJo and Anne Hathaway this time) and then do an Avengers-like team up film at the end.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He can remake Fellini's 8 1/2.

 

[Tisiphone]

He can remake me. With his hands.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So I hope JGL's plan is to put different members of the WHOH in different films (ScarJo and Anne Hathaway this time) and then do an Avengers-like team up film at the end.

Who would be the Hulk?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Brie would tackle the role with gusto!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah but why would she be recast (twice!)?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SHe is a game girl. Just as Christian Bale broke the Curse of the Revolving Batmans. Brie would end the Streak of Hulks. Because THIS HULK WILL CHARLESTON!

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[CaptainWacky]

She'd be a better She Hulk than Chyna in that porno.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Tweet from Laura Vandervoort.

In a deep #PearlJam mood today. Makes me think of @hitRECordJoe who introduced me to them while filming years ago. Xo

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They all want him. We all want him.

 

[Aquehonga]

Would JGL be good casting as Abrams' Rikerhpquestion: First Officer to Abrams' Picard, played by Graham McTavish.

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[CaptainWacky]

No, fuck off.

 

[CaptainWacky]

His future's bright.