Lie in this thread!

[Laker_Girl]

Sweaty ass crack and Nsync...Damn Mandi, tough day?

 

[Kerb Crawler]

I've killed scores with nothing more than a 1992 Ren & Stimpy calendar and a push pin.

They should've known better.

 

[The Question]

I'm just too emotional.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

I'm just too emotional.

This is what I've heard.

 

[Mandi]

Sweaty ass crack and Nsync...Damn Mandi, tough day?

Started babysitting at 4:30 this morning and have to go until 7 this evening.....yes...tough day.

 

[The Question]

Marmosets would be good eatin' if ya doused 'em in chutney.

 

[Mandi]

Baby fetuses taste good smothered in ketchup

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I think this country needs more illegal Mexican Immigrants.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

I wake each morning to lemon-juice soaked papercuts on my tongue and a rabid one-eyed ferret gnawing on my big toe.

 

[Mandi]

I want another Bush in office

 

[curiousa2z]

Once stole an ouzi.

 

[The Question]

I know absolutely what Curiousa2z means by 'ouzi'.

 

[curiousa2z]

I meant to spell it as Uzi.



UZI!


'k?

ROTF!!!!

 

[curiousa2z]

I knew how to spell it all along - it has NOT been a long day!

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Feels C2's forehead.

 

[curiousa2z]

!





My tummy isn't growling.

 

[The Question]

I was just worried maybe you meant an Italian 'owie' or something.

 

[The Question]

I got a gal in Kalamazoo-zoo-zoo...

 

[Blindgroping]

Scientific method explains Everything.

 

[curiousa2z]

I cannot tell that it is a full moon tonight.