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LIVE FEED LIVE COVERAGE

Vaginagate seems to have blown over.

Ben told everyone about the Tree and will be fake evicted as punishment.
 
Ben wussed out of his punishment (an army guy making him do physical stuff) and Dave took his place...Dave did well considering he's a fat bastard. Ben's a coward.

And it's fucking depressing watching the live feed knowing there's no chance of ever seeing Sunshine.
 
So Shabby and Caoimhe are definitely, 100%, walking out in the morning...

Bet they're still there when I get up.
 
LOL, JJ sneaks into the kitchen after everyone is asleep, eats a lot of food, and lies about it later.

He's a waste of space. Can't wait for the new houseguests, maybe there will be someone worth a damn...
 
They slowly told everyone of their plan to leave this morning. Ben tried to talk Keeva out of it. Ife went thru some psuedo-apologies with both of them.

They're saying goodbyes as Shabby is called into the DR alone...a last minute effort to convince her to stay perhaps?
 
Shabby came back, she's talking things out with Cowmoomoo...sounds like BB buttered Shabby up and struck a deal with her to stay, but Keeva is still on her own. She hasn't been asked to the DR.

They may have even promised her one of the new housemates will be a hot lesbian lol.
 
No one has left yet, although Keeva finally got into the DR and has been in there for a while. Shabby is of course putting on a show of emotional concern...

Now Ife, who has butted into half a dozen arguments that didn't involve her in the past 24 hours, is complaining about being caught in the middle of every conflict, and wants to leave too.

What a bunch of losers...

Oh and JJ and Josie are at each other's throats again.
 
Keeva is out of the DR and locked herself in the toilet.

Shabby went back into the DR, BB won't let her go yet because she's "too emotional", so she joined Keeva in the toilet to strategize. They are locked in the toilet, but their mics are still on so we can hear them.

Also, Dave and Ben are doing laundry in the bathtub for some reason.
 
Shabby doesn't understand why BB wants her to stay so badly...it's because everyone else in the house is a big bore, Shabs...

The US producers would never put up with this stuff for very long. If a housemate starts getting ornery and breaking the fourth wall and challenging the producers, they get the boot right away (like Chima's meltdown from last season).
 
Shabby is claiming nominations have been postponed/cancelled...because of all the "stress" in the house.

Jeez, it's so easy for a housemate to just take the show hostage if they want. Nothing like bringing the show to a grinding halt for a day and a half...
 
We might see it as making a mockery of the show, but the producers probably see it as nice way to inject some drama and cut down on their expenditure for tasks.
 
If eveyone had FUCKING EVICTED CAOIMHE on Friday like they should have then none of this would have happened.
 
EXACTLY. And now Cowmoomoo isn't leaving, which is wrong on several levels since she's the one who wound up Shabby to leave in the first place. A real cynic would think that Keeva planned all this just to get the lesbian stalker off her back.

What's next, is Ben going to convine Mario they should leave together and go to Mykonos, only to chicken out once Mario leaves first?
 
Robot in the house! Steve discovered it, and is trying to bond with it (they're practically cousins at this point).

House punished for talking about nominations last night: no hot water today.
 
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