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Make up more lies about Tom Cruise thread

Tom Cruise lambasted Agassi's hair loss as preventable with a Scientology lifestyle.
 
His two famous beach scenes (Cocktail and The Firm) were a major problem due to his allergy to sand. They actually filmed them both on tiny brown polystyrene beads.
 
He punched Anna Paquin when she refused to play the part now played by Katie in his "scam marriage" scheme. PUNCHED HER RIGHT IN THE TIT. :rwmad:
 
He has "pyramid sex" with his local Amway rep
 
He just tried to kill Quark (Armin Shimerman)
 
And was promptly arrested by Odo (Rene Auberjonois)
 
He just slit his wrists. :(
 
He is the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard
 
SO'S YOUR FACE! LOL
 
thats not funy you cunt :(
 
FBI parte due said:
thats not funy you cunt :(
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Sorry. It seemed funnier on that episode of Scrubs.
 
He though War of the Worlds was a true story.
 
He took yoda classes to prepare for that samuri movie thinking he was a jedi.
 
He calls his penis a Cruise missile.
 
He owns several midgets. They signed themselves over to him. Seriously.
 
He convinced Fergie to release that "London Bridge" song.
 
Tom Cruise asked Michael Jackson to convert to Scientology so that Tom Cruise would appear less insane.
 
Tom Cruise bought Snapple, and now puts the secret ingredient XENU-ADE in every bottle.
 
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