Masturbation and showering

[Daredual]

I'm sure we guys will all admit this is primarily where we choke the bishop.

Here's the question, though: why? Convenience? I mean, you've got water there, lubricants, privacy, etc.

Or is it something about the heat?

Sometimes, I have no intention of flogging the log when I go to take a shower. A few minutes in, though, I'm pulling on myself.

What gives?

DD

 

[FBI parte due]

Great post! Here's hoping you'll grace our forum with another one!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I can only wank lying facedown on a bed of nails.

 

[Cassie]

The shower is like my own personal transporter room.

 

[Loktar]

I can only wank lying facedown on a bed of nails.

I can only wank wearing women's clothing.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I don't wank in the shower. My laptop keeps getting wet and shorting out.

 

[Henoch]

Masturbation was created by god, man created the shower.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU DON'T WALK IN ON A GANGSTER WHEN HE'S TAKING A SHIT.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Also, the gush of water works as rudimentary soundproofing.

 

[CaptainWacky]

In case a bear is listening at the door.

 

[Oh my god it's Robby!]

i do not masturbate in the shower

 

[Cassie]

I tested the bear theory this morning!

 

[CaptainWacky]

O RLY

 

[Cassie]

The bear didn't hear a thing!

 

[Conchaga]

I don't wank in the shower. My girlfriend does that for me.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She wanks during her showers then calls you afterwards and says "THAT WAS FOR YOU, CONCHAGA"?

 

[Conchaga]

She doesn't wank herself in the shower, either.

She only wanks me in the shower.

However, I prefer to masturbate lying down.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Me too, but I'm lazy.

 

[Oh my god it's Robby!]

try masturbating less frequently and in odd physically stressful positions...

 

[CaptainWacky]

You could die tomorrow. No point NOT masturbating.