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Mercy
- Thread starter Cassie
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Or rape.
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
Well if they wont show Mercy again this week I guess I'll just have to write my own episode!!
"I Like The Water"
INT - CHLOE'S BEDROOM - MORNING
CHLOE is woken up by her alarm clock. She gets out of bed (maybe in some form of bra) and starts to brush her hair for some reason. After brushing her hair for a while, her phone rings. It's VERONICA (we do not see Veronica's side of the conversation, only hear it through Chole's phone).
CHLOE: Hello?
VERONICA: Chloe? Where are you? You were supposed to be in work an hour ago!
CHLOE: Oh. Well, I'm brushing your hair.
VERONICA: Well you do have very nice hair. I guess you'll come in when you're done.
CHLOE: Bye.
Chloe continues to brush her hair for a while.
[OPENING CREDITS]
INT - MERCY NURSES STATION - DAY
VERONICA, SONIA and that GAY NURSE are standing around the Nurses station.
VERONICA: So Sonia, what are your plans for the day?
SONIA: Well, I'll probably have a sub-plot where I help a young girl or couple through some personal issues by making them see the truth about themselves, and they'll learn something in the process. You?
VERONIA: I'll probably have a sub-plot that related to my personal life in some way, so that by the end of it I can feel better about my relationships with my husband and family.
GAY NURSE: Why don't I ever get a sub-plot?
SONIA: Because you're not in the opening credits.
GAY NURSE: But Dr. Sands and Bearded Doctor have had character arcs in the past! Why not me?
VERONICA: That's because their arcs have only been when they act as a B-character on one of our sub-plots.
GAY NURSE: Fine.
VERONICA: You know, Sonia, our sub-plots sound awfully formulaic this week. Maybe we could let Chloe have a nice sub-plot all of her own.
SONIA: Where is Chloe anyway?
CHLOE runs in at that exact moment.
CHLOE: I'm here! I'm here!
GAY NURSE: Your hair is nice.
VERONICA: Oh hey Chole, we're all about to wander off into our own sub-plots now, I think yours is in there.
Veronica points off into a nearby hospital room, which Chole then walks into.
INT - HOSPITAL ROOM - DAY
Chole walks into the room to see none other than NATALIE PORTMAN in the bed, with DR. SANDS looking over her.
NATALIE: I'm Natalie Portman!
DR. SANDS: Yes. So anyway Miss. Portman, why are you here?
NATALIE: Well, I seem to have two feet, is that normal?
DR. SANDS: We'll have to do some tests.
Suddenly (and dramatically) Natalie's Star Wars co-star HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN runs into the room.
HAYDEN: I'M HERE NATALIE!!
NATALIE: Hello, Hayden.
Dr. Sands walks up to Hayden to introduce himself.
DR. SANDS: Hello Hayden, I'm Dr. Sands.
HAYDEN: You get EVERYWHERE! I hate you!
He runs out of the room.
NATALIE: I like the water.
DR. SANDS: Well, that was odd. I'd better follow him!
He leaves the room, leaving Chloe and Natalie by themselves.
NATALIE: I like your nose.
CHLOE: You have interesting ears.
They kiss.
INT - NURSES STATION - DAY
Veronica and Sonia are sitting at the station. Dr. Sands is chasing Hayden Christensen around in the background.
VERONICA: So how's your sub-plot going?
SONIA: Not bad, thanks.
VERONICA: Cool.
INT - HOSPITAL ROOM - DAY
Chloe and Natalie are still kissing. CAPTAIN JANEWAY walks in to the room.
JANEWAY: Hello, I'm Captain Janeway.
Chloe and Natalie stop kissing.
CHLOE: (surprised) Captain Janeway?! Why are you here? You're not usually in my sub-plot!
JANEWAY: I'm just here to watch.
CHLOE: Okay!
Natalie and Chloe start to kiss again as Janeway watches.
EXT - THE BALCONY OF THAT BAR THEY GO TO - NIGHT
Chloe, Veronica and Sonia are sitting outside having a drink.
VERONICA: So, what did we learn today?
CHLOE: I learnt that kissing Natalie Portman.
SONIA: That's a good life lesson, Chole!
VERONICA: Yes.
[END CREDITS]
"I Like The Water"
INT - CHLOE'S BEDROOM - MORNING
CHLOE is woken up by her alarm clock. She gets out of bed (maybe in some form of bra) and starts to brush her hair for some reason. After brushing her hair for a while, her phone rings. It's VERONICA (we do not see Veronica's side of the conversation, only hear it through Chole's phone).
CHLOE: Hello?
VERONICA: Chloe? Where are you? You were supposed to be in work an hour ago!
CHLOE: Oh. Well, I'm brushing your hair.
VERONICA: Well you do have very nice hair. I guess you'll come in when you're done.
CHLOE: Bye.
Chloe continues to brush her hair for a while.
[OPENING CREDITS]
INT - MERCY NURSES STATION - DAY
VERONICA, SONIA and that GAY NURSE are standing around the Nurses station.
VERONICA: So Sonia, what are your plans for the day?
SONIA: Well, I'll probably have a sub-plot where I help a young girl or couple through some personal issues by making them see the truth about themselves, and they'll learn something in the process. You?
VERONIA: I'll probably have a sub-plot that related to my personal life in some way, so that by the end of it I can feel better about my relationships with my husband and family.
GAY NURSE: Why don't I ever get a sub-plot?
SONIA: Because you're not in the opening credits.
GAY NURSE: But Dr. Sands and Bearded Doctor have had character arcs in the past! Why not me?
VERONICA: That's because their arcs have only been when they act as a B-character on one of our sub-plots.
GAY NURSE: Fine.
VERONICA: You know, Sonia, our sub-plots sound awfully formulaic this week. Maybe we could let Chloe have a nice sub-plot all of her own.
SONIA: Where is Chloe anyway?
CHLOE runs in at that exact moment.
CHLOE: I'm here! I'm here!
GAY NURSE: Your hair is nice.
VERONICA: Oh hey Chole, we're all about to wander off into our own sub-plots now, I think yours is in there.
Veronica points off into a nearby hospital room, which Chole then walks into.
INT - HOSPITAL ROOM - DAY
Chole walks into the room to see none other than NATALIE PORTMAN in the bed, with DR. SANDS looking over her.
NATALIE: I'm Natalie Portman!
DR. SANDS: Yes. So anyway Miss. Portman, why are you here?
NATALIE: Well, I seem to have two feet, is that normal?
DR. SANDS: We'll have to do some tests.
Suddenly (and dramatically) Natalie's Star Wars co-star HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN runs into the room.
HAYDEN: I'M HERE NATALIE!!
NATALIE: Hello, Hayden.
Dr. Sands walks up to Hayden to introduce himself.
DR. SANDS: Hello Hayden, I'm Dr. Sands.
HAYDEN: You get EVERYWHERE! I hate you!
He runs out of the room.
NATALIE: I like the water.
DR. SANDS: Well, that was odd. I'd better follow him!
He leaves the room, leaving Chloe and Natalie by themselves.
NATALIE: I like your nose.
CHLOE: You have interesting ears.
They kiss.
INT - NURSES STATION - DAY
Veronica and Sonia are sitting at the station. Dr. Sands is chasing Hayden Christensen around in the background.
VERONICA: So how's your sub-plot going?
SONIA: Not bad, thanks.
VERONICA: Cool.
INT - HOSPITAL ROOM - DAY
Chloe and Natalie are still kissing. CAPTAIN JANEWAY walks in to the room.
JANEWAY: Hello, I'm Captain Janeway.
Chloe and Natalie stop kissing.
CHLOE: (surprised) Captain Janeway?! Why are you here? You're not usually in my sub-plot!
JANEWAY: I'm just here to watch.
CHLOE: Okay!
Natalie and Chloe start to kiss again as Janeway watches.
EXT - THE BALCONY OF THAT BAR THEY GO TO - NIGHT
Chloe, Veronica and Sonia are sitting outside having a drink.
VERONICA: So, what did we learn today?
CHLOE: I learnt that kissing Natalie Portman.
SONIA: That's a good life lesson, Chole!
VERONICA: Yes.
[END CREDITS]
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
RATINGS THROUGH THE ROOF, MUCH LIKE MY ERECTION.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
The new episode wasn't as good as that one. I like Michelle Trachtenberg. She has a face.
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
Yeah, all these Chole-lite episodes make me sad. 
But
But but but
But
But
But
I'd take Chole-lite than no Chole at all.
But
But but but
But
But
But
I'd take Chole-lite than no Chole at all.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Maybe he'll hook up with Chloe to get over his murdered wife.
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
That's what I'd do!!
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Mercy's back.
And I missed it (her) when it (she) was gone.
And although it wasn't the Chole-centric episode we (I) want more than anything, it was still pretty good!
Veronica and Sonia haing a conversation while Chole shoes off her Ice Princess skills in the background was awesome and the best part of almost anything ever.
ALSO Chole helped bearded Doctor walk again! Which was nice. AND AND AND SHE WORE THE MOST ADORABLE HAT AT THE END.
(sorry Cassie)
I MISSED YOU, NURSE CHOLE PAYNE.
And I missed it (her) when it (she) was gone.
And although it wasn't the Chole-centric episode we (I) want more than anything, it was still pretty good!
Veronica and Sonia haing a conversation while Chole shoes off her Ice Princess skills in the background was awesome and the best part of almost anything ever.
ALSO Chole helped bearded Doctor walk again! Which was nice. AND AND AND SHE WORE THE MOST ADORABLE HAT AT THE END.
(sorry Cassie)
I MISSED YOU, NURSE CHOLE PAYNE.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I like Michelle Trachtenberg. She is a nice.
I hope Veronica and Mike get back together. He's cute! They both were douchebags, they need to get OVER IT. Plus she got him a whole pig for his birthday.
Michelle is still adorable. (I hope she doesn't have an affair with Dr beard, they're friendship is cute but not that cute!)
Michelle is still adorable. (I hope she doesn't have an affair with Dr beard, they're friendship is cute but not that cute!)
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
Every episode should have Chloe Ice Skating.
Even if it's not part of the plot.
Even if it's not part of the plot.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
It should be in the opening credits (maybe it is, I always skip them.)
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
It's not, sadly.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Maybe the final episode of the season will be a clip show focusing on Chloe's cutest moments.
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
That's all of her moments.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
THAT'S TRUE LOL
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
Rrggllleelfarrggllleee the version I watched was screwed up, and repeated about 6 minutes over again, meaning I missed about 6 minutes!!!! Although every copy I've found to download had that same problem, so maybe it was aired like that. WAS IT, CASSIE?
anyway, from WHAT I SAW of the episode, it was alright I guess. I mean Bearded Doctor and Chole are getting sort of... oddly close, which is strange, and I'm going to torture myself by thinking that the missing six minutes was a scene where Chole goes home, gets into the shower and decided to hold a wedding while washing her hair AARRGGG IT WILL HAUNT MY SOUL THESE MISSING MINUTES.
anyway, from WHAT I SAW of the episode, it was alright I guess. I mean Bearded Doctor and Chole are getting sort of... oddly close, which is strange, and I'm going to torture myself by thinking that the missing six minutes was a scene where Chole goes home, gets into the shower and decided to hold a wedding while washing her hair AARRGGG IT WILL HAUNT MY SOUL THESE MISSING MINUTES.
There weren't any repeating 6 minutes on the TV version, SORRY TOMTREK!
I thought Chloe's storyline was really sweet, AND when she went nuts at the shooting range it was adorable. You will be happy to know that there were no Chloe shower scenes!
I really hope Dr Beard and Chloe don't have a romance, and they just have a super sweet friendship. He sure can dance, though! lol
I thought Chloe's storyline was really sweet, AND when she went nuts at the shooting range it was adorable. You will be happy to know that there were no Chloe shower scenes!
I really hope Dr Beard and Chloe don't have a romance, and they just have a super sweet friendship. He sure can dance, though! lol