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MINE FIELD FACTS

20. Each and every post in the mine field is crafted from rich Amazonian mahogany, fine Corinthian leather, exotic Russian marble, and buckets of duck cum, by young boys all from the ages of seven to eleven, who are easy to spot due to their massive erections, all of which were formed because of the smell of the aforementioned duck cum. Messy.
 
21 when minefields meet in real life they can only communicate through threads wrote on post it notes, which then get stickied.
 
22. Contrary to popular belief, ducks ARE NOT the MF mascot, but rather black-faced gnomes are.
 
23. CosmicAverage's breakdown was actually an elaborate troll and anyone who thought he was just nuts has in fact been "pwned". He currently posts as Tisiphone.
 
24. Shatna was actually William Shatner.
 
25. CaptainWacky wrote 500 things of the day three years ago in one hour and is slowly posting them over the course of years in the MF.
 
26. Dr. Dave is indeed a doctor. His field of study is exobiology, and he is currently working on sustaining the lifespan of captured protein strands originating from a star somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse. His work on genetically engineering unicorns back into existence can be considered a side project.
 
27. There are only murderers in the Mine Field.
 
28. All Mine Fielders are anti duck liver.
 
29. Every poster who has ever posted a thread in the Mine Field composed their posts whilst listening to Candy Girl by New Edition.
 
30. The first post in the Mine Field was "SEX, SEX, WITH MONKS, SEX" by Nana the Nun.
 
31. CaptainWacky crafts his JOHNNY NOSE stories entirely from Skinofevil's tweets.
 
32. Eggs Mayonnaise was previously named DOLLARSIGNGAYBOY BRUCE GAYNE but had to change after a cease and desist order from DC comics.
 
33. Ishcabittle is a member of Insane Clown Posse
 
34. alexander "gram" bell invented the mine field by accident, while trying to invent the telephone on purpose. he meant to build a telephone, but he tripped and fell into a duck's vagina. his driving need to document the experience was found by archeologists in a bound volume entitled, "SEX, SEX, WITH DUCKS, SEX MY COUNTRYMEN" stuffed in a drawer over at his gran's house.
 
35. "The Mine Field" is an anagram of "Meet The Delfin!" which was an alien in Star Trek or something.
 
36. Bickendan has met every single member of the MF, though not all of them were aware of it at the time.
 
37. Lady Gaga is an elaborate satire created by the Mine Field.
 
38. Yoda posts here he does Not!
 
39. The angle of the dangle is inversely proportion to the heat of the meat.
 
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