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MINE FIELD FACTS

40. Every Easter, the Mine Field is transformed into a Soup Kitchen for out of work bankers.
 
41. The most replied to thread in the history of the Mine Field was the "LET'S GET A MILLION REPLIES!!!" thread start by Hannibal Molester. It got 832 replies.
 
42. Every evening, the mine field goes through cleaning and optimization subroutines, resulting in threads that are 30% funnier than they were the day before. My threads have yet to be effected.
 
43. There was a 'Tisiphone's Underwear' theme week in TMF, but she knew nothing of it, as Hambil created an exact duplicate of TMF that she couldn't see that contained all threads.
 
44. The Mine Field has German-language twin called "MEIN FIELD!" where instead of "lol" they type "bol" b/c everyone knows Germans bark instead of laughing.
 
45. When MFers get angry stars explode.
 
46. curiousa2z isn't curious about anything.
 
47. Henocho's MENtalist dual was banned for posting Laker Girl's phone number (he didn't know it was hers, it was just a guess!)
 
48. Each and every member of the Mine Field (and don't kid yourself, you can post here but you aren't a member until this happens) is branded with a large "MF" on each butt cheek. Membership is finally granted when the scabs fall away, and bonus points are awarded for eating said scabs. If you eat the scabs of a new member before they themselves can eat them, you become President of the Mine Field. The president has the power to say "meh" at any member without retribution.
 
49. Ishcabittle is marginally annoying.
 
50. There are only 100 Mine Field Facts.
 
51.Cassie prays nightly to a pyramid of penises.
 
52. "Stick to the fucking format" t-shirts are now available.
 
53. Mine Field members give buffalo testicles instead of oranges for Chinese New Year.
 
54. there are seventeen words that have yet to be posted in the mine field. and they shall never be posted, all through sheer happenstance.
 
55. Ishcabittle haunts the Mine Field's dreams.
 
56. Bibble is an anagram of "bible of lies".
 
57. Cassie's avatar is a polar bear because she is srsly the earthly avatar of The Game
 
58.Captain Wacky eats books.
 
59. Cassie and SilentbtViolent, known bank & jewelry thieves, have more than once evaded the federal agents chasing them by donning large pink wigs, shoving one finger in their partner's nostril, and shouting, "MEEP MEEP MEEP" into a megaphone. FBI agents have been quoted as saying, "I just don't fucking get those two. I googled 'meep' and everything, but nothing doing. I'm going home to ignore my wife, masturbate in the shower, then fall asleep on the couch watching Bridge Over the River Kwai again, I've had it."
 
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