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MLB

This has to be the disease for you!
Now scientists call this disease
Bromidrosis
But us regular folks
Who might wear tennis shoes
Or an occasional python boot
Know this exquisite little inconvenience
By the name of: STINK FOOT
 
But I said look here brother
Who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
Now who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
Look here brother, don't waste your time on me
 
I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head
So I looked like I was deep
I said some mumbo-jumbo, then
I told him he was going to sleep
I robbed his rings and pocketwatch
And everything else I found
I had that sucker hypnotized
He couldn't even make a sound
I proceeded to tell him his future, then
As long as he was hanging around
I said the price of meat has just gone up
And your old lady has just gone down
 
Phillies acquire former All-Star outfielder Jay Bruce from Mariners
The 32-year-old Bruce is hitting.212 with 14 Homers and 28 RBI's. He struck out 53 times in 165 at-bats.

The Mariners get Class-A infielder Jake Scheiner and cash considerations.



Brewers place RHP Jhoulys Chacin on IR, to recall Jimmy Nelson
Chacin fell to 3-7 with a 5.74 ERA. Nelson went 12-6 with a 3.49 ERA for Milwaukee in 2017.


Homer-happy: MLB-record 1,135 HRs hit in May
Hitters needed to slug 25 home runs to break the record and end up hitting 40.
 
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