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Braves acquire reliever Anthony Swarzak from Mariners for left-hander Jessie Biddle and right-hander Arodys Vizcaino
As part of Monday's trade, Seattle is sending Atlanta $1,788,172 to cover about one-third of the $5,667,419 remaining in Swarzak's $8 million salary this season.


Struggling Tim Tebow hits first Triple-A home run
It came in his 105th at-bat of the season. His batting average is 157 with 11RBI's.
 
Mets sign outfielder Matt Kemp, pitcher Ervin Santana to minor league deals

Kemp, batted .200 with a home run and 5 RBI's for the Reds and had been sidelined since April 23 with a broken left rib.

Santana, was 0-2 with a 9.45 ERA in three starts for Chicago this season. The White Sox signed him for a $4.3 million salary this season.
 
This has to be the disease for you!
Now scientists call this disease
Bromidrosis
But us regular folks
Who might wear tennis shoes
Or an occasional python boot
Know this exquisite little inconvenience
By the name of: STINK FOOT
 
MLB attendance down for 4th straight year
MLB overall average of 26,854 through Wednesday is 1.4 percent below the 27,242 through this similar point last season, which wound up below 30,000 for the first time since 2003.
 
But I said look here brother
Who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
Now who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
Look here brother, don't waste your time on me
 
Phillies acquire former All-Star outfielder Jay Bruce from Mariners
The 32-year-old Bruce is hitting.212 with 14 Homers and 28 RBI's. He struck out 53 times in 165 at-bats.

The Mariners get Class-A infielder Jake Scheiner and cash considerations.



Brewers place RHP Jhoulys Chacin on IR, to recall Jimmy Nelson
Chacin fell to 3-7 with a 5.74 ERA. Nelson went 12-6 with a 3.49 ERA for Milwaukee in 2017.
 
I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head
So I looked like I was deep
I said some mumbo-jumbo, then
I told him he was going to sleep
I robbed his rings and pocketwatch
And everything else I found
I had that sucker hypnotized
He couldn't even make a sound
I proceeded to tell him his future, then
As long as he was hanging around
I said the price of meat has just gone up
And your old lady has just gone down
 
Phillies acquire former All-Star outfielder Jay Bruce from Mariners
The 32-year-old Bruce is hitting.212 with 14 Homers and 28 RBI's. He struck out 53 times in 165 at-bats.

The Mariners get Class-A infielder Jake Scheiner and cash considerations.



Brewers place RHP Jhoulys Chacin on IR, to recall Jimmy Nelson
Chacin fell to 3-7 with a 5.74 ERA. Nelson went 12-6 with a 3.49 ERA for Milwaukee in 2017.


Homer-happy: MLB-record 1,135 HRs hit in May
Hitters needed to slug 25 home runs to break the record and end up hitting 40.
 
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