I tried to go back to school a year or two ago. I was going to get a second BA in Geography.
But, when I applied, I got a letter saying that they needed my transcripts. When I called them up to tell them that all my education was at their school, they said "oh. Well, we don't allow second BAs". Which, I know they do, because it says that they do in their schedule of classes, and the cataloge.
Then the stupid bitch had the audacity to say to me "why do you want to come back, anyway, you already have a masters degree?" Stupid cunt - why does she care? I got in, not once, not twice, but THREE SEPERATE TIMES! Perhaps that's a sign that I like school or something? So, I crumpled up my acceptance letter, and threw it away.
Ah, well. At least I'm not bitter about it.