NASCAR hits Hendrick with largest combined penalty in history
NASCAR confiscated the Hendrick teams' louvers after practice at Phoenix Raceway. The louvers sit atop the radiator ducts and direct air out of the hood and any modifications could impact downforce. The points penalties dropped Bowman from first to 23rd in the Cup standings, Byron from fourth to 29th and Kyle Larson from fifth to 32nd.
Date: - Race: - Winner
Sun, Feb 5: Clash at the Coliseum: Martin Truex Jr.
Thu, Feb 16: Duel #1: Joey Logano
Thu, Feb 16: Duel #2: Aric Almirolla
Sun, Feb 19: Daytona 500: Ricky Stenhouse Jr.
Sun, Feb 26: NASCAR Cup Series at California: Kyle Busch
Sun, Mar 5: NASCAR Cup Series at Las Vegas: William Byron
Sun, Mar 12: NASCAR Cup Series at Phoenix: William Byron
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