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Nascent Drama

Ms. Babble had a dog named HOLE, that she INSISTED accompany her on her increasingly frequent visits to the home of Mr. Bibble and BUCKET.
 
HOLE and BUCKET despised each other, as almost all cats and dogs despise each other.
 
HOLE was a white toy poodle of advanced years, and seemed to be cranky and hostile at all times.
 
HOLE also loved to chase BUCKET, and sometimes it took mo0re than one or two ill intented swipes of BUCKETS claws to discourage the pootch.
 
Worse, HOLE was in love with the sound of her own voice, and would bark constantly.
 
BUCKET did the best he could to make himself unavailable during the times that Ms. Babble and HOLE would visit.
 
Sometimes he would sneak off on his own, in search of a she-cat in heat.
 
Other times, he would find some secret cat place, unaccessable to humans and dogs, and sleep until the bitch had departed.
 
But because BUCKET was indeed a good cat, he would sometimes try to make friends with HOLE.
 
But Hole was a stupid bitch indeed, and never understood BUCKETS attempts at kindness for what they were.
 
The dog of course ate the mouse, but then gave no gift to BUCKET in return.
 
This of course infuriated BUCKET to no end.
 
HOLE was forever getting into BUCKET'S toys and food.
 
Often, BUCKET and HOLE would get into terrible fights, and it would be up to Mr. Bibble and Ms. Babble to seperate them.
 
Then came the day that Mr. Bibble dropped the bomb right on top of BUCKET'S poor head.
 
"Ms. Babble and I are getting married," Mr. Bibble told his cat, "She and HOLE will be living with us from now on."
 
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