The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Ms. Babble had a dog named HOLE, that she INSISTED accompany her on her increasingly frequent visits to the home of Mr. Bibble and BUCKET.
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Nascent Drama
- Thread starter Bickendan
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The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
HOLE and BUCKET despised each other, as almost all cats and dogs despise each other.
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Whipping Boy
HOLE was a white toy poodle of advanced years, and seemed to be cranky and hostile at all times.
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HOLE also loved to chase BUCKET, and sometimes it took mo0re than one or two ill intented swipes of BUCKETS claws to discourage the pootch.
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Whipping Boy
Worse, HOLE was in love with the sound of her own voice, and would bark constantly.
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Whipping Boy
BUCKET did the best he could to make himself unavailable during the times that Ms. Babble and HOLE would visit.
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Whipping Boy
Sometimes he would sneak off on his own, in search of a she-cat in heat.
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Other times, he would find some secret cat place, unaccessable to humans and dogs, and sleep until the bitch had departed.
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Whipping Boy
But because BUCKET was indeed a good cat, he would sometimes try to make friends with HOLE.
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Whipping Boy
But Hole was a stupid bitch indeed, and never understood BUCKETS attempts at kindness for what they were.
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BUCKET presented a dead mouse to HOLE.
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Whipping Boy
The dog of course ate the mouse, but then gave no gift to BUCKET in return.
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This of course infuriated BUCKET to no end.
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Whipping Boy
HOLE was forever getting into BUCKET'S toys and food.
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Whipping Boy
Often, BUCKET and HOLE would get into terrible fights, and it would be up to Mr. Bibble and Ms. Babble to seperate them.
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Whipping Boy
Then came the day that Mr. Bibble dropped the bomb right on top of BUCKET'S poor head.
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Whipping Boy
"Ms. Babble and I are getting married," Mr. Bibble told his cat, "She and HOLE will be living with us from now on."
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BUCKET was shocked.
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This was terrible!
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Whipping Boy
BUCKET didn't know what to do.