New internet workplace laws

[jack]

Cinderella weasel.

 

[VKD]

Pop goes Eloisel

 

[Mirah]

Is this the Real E? If so, how do I know you? How is Mamma Kitty? Who is Mamma Kitty? What did you have for dinner last night?

 

[The Question]

Whoa sheeeeeyit, it's Basement Girl!

 

[Mirah]

Whoa sheeeeeyit, it's Basement Girl!

Who Me? Fuck that mother fucker! I ain't no basement girl! I am on top of the roof and fucking your flying grandmother riding santa claus sucking daddy's dick right now.





.....oh wait, is this the women are insane thread?


Move this post to a different place then.



kthx bai






perfectly normal







perfectly sane




[/Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla on LoveLine]

 

[Empress E]

Is this the Real E? If so, how do I know you? How is Mamma Kitty? Who is Mamma Kitty? What did you have for dinner last night?

Mamma Kitty's fine. She's also left TK, but she posts occasionally on my new board.

I had pizza for dinner last night. Anchovies, mushrooms... mmmmmm. Still have some left over I might heat up for tonight.

 

[Loktar]

I had Texas size bullshit for dinner last night. Tasty lies... mmmmmm. Still have some fine tuning left before my fake eloisel persona is believable.

.

 

[jack]

Mamma Kitty's fine. She's also left TK, but she posts occasionally on my new board.

I had pizza for dinner last night. Anchovies, mushrooms... mmmmmm. Still have some left over I might heat up for tonight.

Nice to have yourself to agree with

 

[jack]

come into force next week. Forums, social networking sites etc are all banned. Being associated with this board could get me fired so this is the last I'll be able to post here.

To the few people left who I like, I hope life works out for you, and hopefully I'll see you on the other board I PMed you about.

jack, I've given you ample time, but you've made no effort to make good with me even though I told you time and time again I was willing. How selfish.

It's been fun while it lasted

Why are you still posting here then? Those laws have been in effect for a week. Looks like there's some shit in your Depends, deary.

 

[starguard]

Whats so bad about getting fired?

 

[jack]

I agree.

 

[The Question]

Nothin', if you're a brick.

 

[starguard]

This is what happened the last time someone at work got caught on TK

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[Loktar]

lol

 

[jack]

That's really me at work. BAN STARGUARD

 

[Empress E]

Why are you still posting here then? Those laws have been in effect for a week. Looks like there's some shit in your Depends, deary.

I'm on wireless, in a cafe.

Has wireless made it to your backwater part of the world yet? Looks like that's shit in your depends.

 

[Donovan]

Hello, fake Eloisel's boss? I'd like to report a thoughtcrime by one of your low-level employees under statute 678.9, the "fake internet usage laws of Fuckbucket Texas."

Be advised, your underling is mocking people who have real infirmities as well as carrying on an ongoing racially motivated war with Mexican service workers and Jewish businessmen. I do not think that the prestigious law firm of Dewey, Phuckem, and Howe is well-served by keeping this repugnant human being in your employ. Please correct the situation at once. Thank you.

 

[jack]

I'm on wireless, in a cafe.

Has wireless made it to your backwater part of the world yet? Looks like that's shit in your depends.

You're on bullshit, in limbo. You fucked your main, if this is even really you. I'm still not convinced. Frankly, the more you post in this new style, the less I'm impressed.

 

[jack]

Can you imagine? Fucking your main, POST Menty?

 

[Donovan]

the Diaper logo on all her old posts makes me lol every time I see it. Goddamn ninja Onyx...