NEW SHOWS

[CaptainWacky]

Is it a show that gives viewers advice on how to get away with murder?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Or a law professor showing students how to get their clients off.

Bow chicka bow wow.

 

[Cassie]

AND ALSO THE GAY SEX.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The good kind of gay sex?

 

[Cassie]

The BEST gay duck sex.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's the kind I like!

 

[Dr Dave]

So I saw the first episode of NCIS: New Orleans a while back, it was not bad.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is that the one with Scott Bakula's chest hair in it?

 

[Cassie]

WTF Extant and Under the Dome were both renewed.

I FEEL COMPELLED TO WATCH EXTANT EVEN THOUGH IT IS SHIT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

BREAK THE CYCLE.

 

[Dr Dave]

Is that the one with Scott Bakula's chest hair in it?

Yeah.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oh boy!

 

[Cassie]

Constantine starts tonight, I'm going to watch it at least ONCE and also Bear McCreary is the music man so that part will be good. I don't even know what this show is about really.

ALSO Grimm is back tonight. WILL NICK GET HIS GRIMM POWERS BACK? Yeah, I hope they don't drag that out too long. He's the fucking GRIMM.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I look forward to YouTube clips where people have inserted cigarettes into people's hands and mouths.

 

[CaptainWacky]

How come they can have Sally smoking on Mad Men but not adults smoking (because Mad Men's cable but not the kind of cable that has nudity and lots of swearing?)

 

[Dr Dave]

I think they did show adults smoking on Mad Men.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Everyone smokes on Mad Men. I remember an interview with Matt Weiner long ago, where he said he had to fight the network to keep in all the smoking, because it was period-accurate. And many of the actors have talked about having to smoke fake herbal cigarettes in every scene.

I guess it's easier to try to erase smoking from present-day entertainment because smoking is at an all-time low in the world.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I meant to type "but not adults smoking on normal tv."

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

NEVER DIMINISH ME WHEN I'M TRYING TO SOUND ALL KNOWLEDGEABLE AND SUPERIOR!

I'm such a bag of hot wind I should be vented through the warp nacelles to lessen the gravitational pull of the energy ribbon in the Badlands.

 

[CaptainWacky]

There's no energy in the Badlands since Dark Pickle left!