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Nice ways to say, "Obese"?

The Question

The Question

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The usual things you'll hear fat women use to describe their horrifying proportions are "thick" "voluptuous" (which is invariably misspelled "voluMptuous", making the lie easily detectable) and occasionally, "plush."

Let's propose some pleasant alternatives -- for example:

"piled"
"spilled"
"amorphous"
"gelatinous"

Hope that gets the ball rolling! :)
 
Did you call me gelatinous?
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Excuse me, my burger is here.
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When I'm done with that, I'm going to have some pie.
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BLOATED

INTENSE

THICK

ROOMY

FLUFFY

"FAMINE AND DROUGHT RESISTANT"

HAS THEIR OWN GRAVITATIONAL TUG

"THAT'S NO MOON"
 
"Seats a family of six"?

"Economy-sized"?

"Vat-like"?

"In shape" (round is a shape.)

"Crash-resistant"

"Bouyant"

"Metabolically deceased"

"Equipped with full-body airbags"

"Cellulite-gifted"

"Perspiration-enhanced"

"Medically certified male (or female, but only a doctor could make that determination)"
 
You know what I always find amusing? Skinny stars in fat suits crying because people won't look them in the eye.

I've seen fatties that look like those star's fat suits but I've also seen a lot of fatties that dress nicely, have a decent hairstyle, and pretty faces. Just because you're fat doesn't mean you're a total mess.

I alos find people making fun of fat people exercising amusing. What the fuck man, they're trying, you should be applauding them not bashing them.

Am I right chubbies?!
 
Laker_Girl said:
You know what I always find amusing? Skinny stars in fat suits crying because people won't look them in the eye.

I've seen fatties that look like those star's fat suits but I've also seen a lot of fatties that dress nicely, have a decent hairstyle, and pretty faces. Just because you're fat doesn't mean you're a total mess.

I alos find people making fun of fat people exercising amusing. What the fuck man, they're trying, you should be applauding them not bashing them.

Am I right chubbies?!
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Yes, don't make fun of Love child when she is excercising, she hates that.
 
Laker_Girl said:
You know what I always find amusing? Skinny stars in fat suits crying because people won't look them in the eye.

I've seen fatties that look like those star's fat suits but I've also seen a lot of fatties that dress nicely, have a decent hairstyle, and pretty faces. Just because you're fat doesn't mean you're a total mess.

I alos find people making fun of fat people exercising amusing. What the fuck man, they're trying, you should be applauding them not bashing them.

Am I right chubbies?!
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Damn right. To the ones who are putting in effort, I say nothin' but kudos, props and accolades. T'ain't even the fatties I object to, it's the woeful attempts to deceive -- don't know whether it's more others or themselves -- about their condition.

A 5'2" 300 sack of whaler bait is NOT 'rubenesque', nor is she 'voluptuous', any more than JillianBacardi was 'intriguingly eccentric.'
 
Though fatties are padded, 'tis true
Too much flab makes it like fucking goo
For I like me some traction
In my bedroom action
Tight pussy don't come with the phrase, "Moo."
 
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