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Nice ways to say, "Obese"?

The Saint said:
Ew.

Oh, and this just occurred to me -- Brad Paisley and Shania Twain should either do a duet, fuck like animals or get in a fight. Preferably all three simultaneously.

I just wanna see me and Shania Twain fuck like animals. :bigass:
 
'Nice' words don't apply to obese pple, only regular fatty's.

Obese is a whole different ball game; that, under any circumstance, should not be excused or enabled by 'nice' words, man what were u thinking?
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Obese pple are obese! the chance of recovery has gone.......far....far away.
 
Being serious for a moment on this subject, it has been my experience that the type of person that feels the need to call a fat person anything does it to be cruel and usually because the name caller has serious emotional issues or personality disorders of their own. Maybe it makes you feel better about yourself to be mean to a fat person but there is something you should consider. A fat person can lose weight. What can you do to stop being a mean asshole?

Personally, I like fat people. When I feel like cooking and inviting folks over for dinner, it pisses me off if they won't eat because they are on some freaking diet to lose weight. Not saying a person should eat themselves to death but being so afraid of gaining weight a person won't eat a little butter or have some ice cream is just not right. It isn't like being the ideal weight means a person will never get sick or die. I don't want to be on my death bed and realize I could have had some tasty food and still be in the same situation so I suffered for nothing.

Plus, my ideal weight is 124 but at that weight I look like a scarecrow. I like 135 way better.
 
ya thats all fine and dandy....and i certainly agree with u on the 'i only eat one lettuce leaf a day' BS ; but really.....obese people...and i mean obese...not fat not fatter than fat, but stuck in a house and having walls smashed down kinda fat- is pretty much incurable...those pple cant walk dude, they cant even have surgery.

i don't think it really takes much to remain at a 'healthy' weight 4 people who know their bodies limits.

Also there is much pple can do to stop being a 'mean arsehole', tis called self-development.
Tho generally 'mean arseholes' lack the awareness to continue development past the age of 18, lool
 
Being serious for a moment on this subject, it has been my experience that the type of person that feels the need to call a fat person anything does it to be cruel and usually because the name caller has serious emotional issues or personality disorders of their own.

I think it just stems from human evolution. The fittest survived, the rest got thinned out. We humans don't like to see our numbers dwindle, so we appeal to ridicule to get the unfit to either shape up or ship out. It's actually by far the least cruel example of the tendency in the species.
 
And yeah, when I say 'obese', I don't mean overweight. I mean in possession of a frontal ASS and can't maintain personal hygiene ROUND.
 
I think it just stems from human evolution. The fittest survived, the rest got thinned out. We humans don't like to see our numbers dwindle, so we appeal to ridicule to get the unfit to either shape up or ship out. It's actually by far the least cruel example of the tendency in the species.

I don't agree with you on the human evolution argument. Human evolution has turned us into fat storers as a means of survival.

I also don't agree with you on humans not liking to see their numbers dwindle. If that were true, there would be no wars, murders or abortion except in extreme circumstances.

So, you are being "kind" by ridiculing a fat person. Now, they comfort themselves by hiding inside their house, sitting on the couch, gorging on food. That doesn't help the situation. If you want to help a fat person get down to a better weight, you might try being a nice person. Like, invite them to go to the lake with you. Jumping around in the water is great exercise and relieves the weight on their already overworked infrastructure. Grilling food out at the lake is probably much healthier, too, than the high fat alternatives they might have been eating had they sat at home hiding out from the bastards that go out of their way to hurt their feelings. Of course, it would require effort on your part but since you are obviously eager to go out of your way anyway, might as well be in a way that'll fix that mean asshole problem. Might also find that there is more to fat people than that they are fat. Might actually have a good time. Oh Noes!!!
 
I was fat for a good portion of my life. It's like being a nigger really. No one will ever say it to your face.
 
I was fat for a good portion of my life. It's like being a nigger really. No one will ever say it to your face.

That is because you aren't a woman. Notice, the beginning post of this thread was about alternative words to use to call a woman obese. Considering the content of the subsequent posts by the thread starter, apparently he thinks fat women want him to fuck them. Now, if someone like Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, Antonio Banderas, Viggo Mortenson or some other highly prized male were the authors of those posts in this thread, I might agree. However, I've never been to a meeting of the Fat Women of the World where a single woman expressed the desire to have a sexual encounter with the TK poster known as "The Saint." Personally, I have a thing for Jim Garner - who is way too old and in health for sex - and Kurt Russell - who Goldie Hawn has all sewn up. So, until Jim youthens and recovers his health or Goldie is taken off the planet by aliens, pass me a piece of pie with some ice cream on top.

I've been fat and thin. One thing for certain, an asshole will find some excuse to be an asshole.
 
were ya fat, or obese?

coz obesity is quite a bit different than fatness

Not really. If I weighed 175, I'd be fat. If I weighed 176, I'd be obese. Either way, there'd still be somebody ragging on me.
 
I don't agree with you on the human evolution argument. Human evolution has turned us into fat storers as a means of survival.

In northern climates, yes. Eskimos dig chubbies. But storing fat for insulation and reserve energy != being beach ball shaped. Gets to that point, the human instinct is to trim the individual or trim the herd OF such individuals, because they slow the group and increase the likelihood of successful predation by other species.

I also don't agree with you on humans not liking to see their numbers dwindle. If that were true, there would be no wars, murders or abortion except in extreme circumstances.

In small groups, nobody likes to see the group deminish. You care more when one of your friends -- one of YOUR PACK -- dies than you do when a thousand or some yokels you never heard of get waxed. That's human nature for yez.

So, you are being "kind" by ridiculing a fat person. Now, they comfort themselves by hiding inside their house, sitting on the couch, gorging on food. That doesn't help the situation.

From an evolutionary standpoint, it sure does -- gets them out of the pack.

If you want to help a fat person get down to a better weight, you might try being a nice person.

But you're forgetting that getting the fat person down to a fitter weight is only one of two options, the other being lose the fat person.
 
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