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Nice ways to say, "Obese"?

Burly.

And any mention of swine, in any form, should be avoided. Or you'll be thinking up ways to describe yourself as "flat".
 
I like it when they're so fat you can pull their labia down over your ears like muffs.
 
The Saint said:
Pfff. Any woman who presents that kind of a threat, you could outrun by executing a leisurely stroll.
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You've never seen a fat chick rolling down a hill have you?

Or try getting between a fat chick and her fridge. They can move a lot faster than you think.
 
Normal-sized women have that test where they lean against the fridge and pick up a chair to see if they're overweight.

Big girls just pick up the fridge and look for crumbs.

LOL FAT JOKES WE'RE CHUGGIN RIGHT ALONG NOW NOT HITTING BOTTOM IN THE LEAST NOPE LOL
 
Sarek said:
You've never seen a fat chick rolling down a hill have you?
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Nope. Show me! And if I bust up laughin' before she comes to a stop, you're gonna have to repeat it. As many times as it takes for me to get through it with a poker face. Sacrifices will undoubtedly have to be made.

Or try getting between a fat chick and her fridge. They can move a lot faster than you think.
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The ones that have to move to GET to the fridge, yes, I might worry about. I think he meant the other kind -- not sure, though, whether he meant the "I had the refrigerator put in the living room next to the couch" stage or the more severe "It just ripples and generates a wave in the ocean of flab that causes a roll to undulate across the refrigerator door, flinging it open and sucking food out into the undertow and back to the gaping maw" stage.
 
Ew.

Oh, and this just occurred to me -- Brad Paisley and Shania Twain should either do a duet, fuck like animals or get in a fight. Preferably all three simultaneously.
 
^What's that got to do with fat chicks?

But while we're on the subject have you seen Brad Paisley and Kimberly Williams-Paisley's baby? That baby is super-duper-extra cute and I wouldn't expect anything less.
 
Eh, didn't really have anything to do with the topic. Just an idle thought. It'd be funny if they were trying to hurt each other by bashing their genitalia together while at the same time singing a stereotypical country song.
 
Laker_Girl said:
^What's that got to do with fat chicks?

But while we're on the subject have you seen Brad Paisley and Kimberly Williams-Paisley's baby? That baby is super-duper-extra cute and I wouldn't expect anything less.
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Their tits are fun to watch, because when they're morbidly obese you can see the actual sonic interactions in the ripples of fat as the orgasm wave crashes through like so much lard tsunami.
 
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