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Official Trek 11 countdown/news thread

More pics.



 
I quite like the viewscreen image. A few people have suggested that the reflections on it might mean it's an actual window rather than a tv screen.

Still don't like how plastic Spock looks in promotional pics though.
 
They still look like bad action figures in the last picture.
 
Or like amateur models in a costume catalog.

I don't know...I just don't know...
 
The Shat and Nimoy look like real people.
 
Actually New-Kirk looks like a ventriloquist's dummy on New-Spock's knee.
 
That viewscreen is FTW.

All teh screen caps of Spock look a lot better than the promotional images.
 
It's the stubble. Zachary Quinto looks naked without it. And that's NOT a good thing.
 
I guess the viewscreen is a window when it's not being used as a viewscreen or something?
 
I'm surprised they can see anything through the glass viewscreen what with the BRIGHT BRIGHT BRIGHT bridge.
 
The Tomtrek said:
Nice to see that Apple now designs Starship bridges.
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The new Macs all have glass-covered monitors too.

STEVE JOBS IS SOOOO GONNA SUE!
 
I just noticed you can see some of the saucer through the viewscreen, sweet
 
So... for the new Enterprise, The NX-01 and Voyager got together and had mad, passionate suck sex in a gene splicing lab, then together shat out the monstrosity we see in the pics as the new Enterprise bridge.

And yes, the 'new Kirk' looks like he should be surreptitiously shopping for eyeliner and Nair in a Target somewhere. (What I mean is, he looks like a FAG.) Quinto looks like somebody bathed him in pancake makeup, then airbrushed the whimpering shit out of him in the photos, then Photoshopped the airbrushed photos, then threw them out entirely and took a picture of a RealDoll dressed in his costume and posed with a metal pole up its ass to keep it in place.

In short, fuck Abrams and his reboot in the urethra with a length of razor wire dipped in bleach and then encrusted with salt.
 
It might still be good!
 
The Saint said:
So... for the new Enterprise, The NX-01 and Voyager got together and had mad, passionate suck sex in a gene splicing lab, then together shat out the monstrosity we see in the pics as the new Enterprise bridge.

And yes, the 'new Kirk' looks like he should be surreptitiously shopping for eyeliner and Nair in a Target somewhere. (What I mean is, he looks like a FAG.) Quinto looks like somebody bathed him in pancake makeup, then airbrushed the whimpering shit out of him in the photos, then Photoshopped the airbrushed photos, then threw them out entirely and took a picture of a RealDoll dressed in his costume and posed with a metal pole up its ass to keep it in place.

In short, fuck Abrams and his reboot in the urethra with a length of razor wire dipped in bleach and then encrusted with salt.
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At least you're not as bad as the armchair critics on Trekmovie.com

I'm not a huuuuuge fan of the bridge, as I said somewhere before, but I don't think it looks like an Apple store. At least until you see Kirk in his Apple store uniform, anyway.
 
I just don't get why TOS fans would go see this. The only really huge draw -- okay, maybe just for me -- to go see a film based on the TOS characters' early years is to FINALLY, FINALLY see the original stuff polished up and fine-tuned for the big screen.

This isn't a polishing or a fine-tuning, this is throwing the original designs over entirely in favor of a fucked-up mishmash of Star Trek: Voyager's and Star Trek: Enterprise's visual aesthetics -- both of which, by association with the shows that spawned them. most TOS fans -- okay, okay, maybe just me -- fucking despised.

Personally, I'd rather they had just left it alone rather than ass-rape it like this.
 
Quinto actually doesn't look that bad. We know he has the acting chops (only good thing about Heroes) and he is definitley working the Spock vibe.

As for everything else...


FUCKING SHIT FUCK LAME FUCK SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT

KIRK LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING PANSY. SAY WHAT YOU LIKE ABOUT THE SHAT. HE HAS NEVER EVER EVER BEEN A PANSY. FUCK OFF.

THE BRI~DGE?!!!

F~UCK OFF TWICE!

The opening sequence, for example, is an emotionally wrenching passage that culminates with a mythic climax sure to leave zealots howling ''Heresy!'' But revisionism anxiety is the point. ''The movie,'' Lindelof says, ''is about the act of changing what you know.''
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SHIT. BRING BACK BERMAN SO WE CAN GET ANALLY FUCKED BY THE DEVIL WE KNOW AT LEAST.



*EXPLODES*
 
Also, Kirk looks like Dexter crossed with a TREE FROG.
 
I don't understand why they coated Quinto in plastic for all the publicity shots.
 
DAWSON'S KIRK! :shock:

Katie Holmes as young Jadzia?
 
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