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OMG CONCHAGA YOU MISSED THE BIIIIGEST WAAAR!!!

Conchaga said:
That wasn't a spoiler. It's well-known, even to people like myself who haven't read the book, that the Catholic Church and the Knights Templar are parts of the plot.

The spoiler would be to say that...

Sophie is the last scion of Jesus Christ and Mary Magdelene.
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This man is too stupid to realise one can see spoilers when responding to a post. Someone needs to get this fool to a CAT scan. Must be a brain tumor of outstanding size.
 
Conchaga said:
No, he's an asshole because he writes this book acting like an expert on the gnostic texts and the history of the Knights Templar when he's really not.
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Does it matter? Did you enjoy the book and the movie? If you did, who gives a shit if the author of said story is God himself?
 
Furthermore, since his conclusions about the whole subject were treated as though they were expert and honest, people are now walking around with a giant misconception in their head. He's fooled a ton of people into thinking that what he wrote is 100% true. Shame on him.
 
SaintLucifer said:
This man is too stupid to realise one can see spoilers when responding to a post. Someone needs to get this fool to a CAT scan. Must be a brain tumor of outstanding size.
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Then I guess there's not much point in hiding spoilers for you.
 
SaintLucifer said:
This man is too stupid to realise one can see spoilers when responding to a post. Someone needs to get this fool to a CAT scan. Must be a brain tumor of outstanding size.
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Well, just don't read it... or copy paste the quote.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Does it matter? Did you enjoy the book and the movie? If you did, who gives a shit if the author of said story is God himself?
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It matters because I actually did the research on the subject years before his book was released. Now, I'm upset because people are walking around acting like they're knowledgeable on the subject even though what they're spouting is regurgitated nonsense. Making people falsely intelligent and giving them the license to be intellectually pretentious arses is not a good thing.
 
eloisel said:
A poet and a cook. Can you fix things too?
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I'm a journeyman electrician when I get desperate for cash. I'm also good with carpentry. Not too great with drywall. Oh, cars are fun, too.

Why? What needs fixing?
 
Conchaga said:
It matters because I actually did the research on the subject years before his book was released. Now, I'm upset because people are walking around acting like they're knowledgeable on the subject even though what they're spouting is regurgitated nonsense. Making people falsely intelligent and giving them the license to be intellectually pretentious arses is not a good thing.
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I do not even attempt to admit any knowledge of the subjects. Catholicism? Scions? Mary? Jesus? Who fucking cares? I am an atheiest. I just enjoy a good conspiracy story. As everyone knows, there is no greater conspiracy fanatic than MESSEDUP but of course.
 
SaintLucifer said:

A COLD WAR if you will. If history serves, MESSY will 'collapse' after he fights CONCHUGGER, who is the moral equivalent of Afghanistan.
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Afghanistan? Oh, can't I at least be one of the cool badguy countries, like Syria or Iran?
 
Conchaga said:
I'm a journeyman electrician when I get desperate for cash. I'm also good with carpentry. Not too great with drywall. Oh, cars are fun, too.

Why? What needs fixing?
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Pfft, I pay people like you to take care of such things in my home. Once you are done, I wave a regal dismissal of such crass blue-collar fools.
 
Conchaga said:
Afghanistan? Oh, can't I at least be one of the cool badguy countries, like Syria or Iran?
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You wish to be a country loaded with fruitcakes? You also wish to be considered too dumb to come up with your own nuclear programme?
 
SaintLucifer said:
I do not even attempt to admit any knowledge of the subjects. Catholicism? Scions? Mary? Jesus? Who fucking cares? I am an atheiest. I just enjoy a good conspiracy story. As everyone knows, there is no greater conspiracy fanatic than MESSEDUP but of course.
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I'm an atheist also. I read these things so that when I get into debates with christians I can use the fallacies in their writings to disprove them. Hell, if reading the Bible doesn't make you want to be an atheist, reading ecumenical papers and historical documents on the church will surely finish the job.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Pfft, I pay people like you to take care of such things in my home. Once you are done, I wave a regal dismissal of such crass blue-collar fools.
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I only work construction when I need the extra money. My joe job is much less demeaning.
 
Conchaga said:
I'm an atheist also. I read these things so that when I get into debates with christians I can use the fallacies in their writings to disprove them. Hell, if reading the Bible doesn't make you want to be an atheist, reading ecumenical papers and historical documents on the church will surely finish the job.
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I am sad and ashamed to say I have read the Bible from cover-to-cover. My grandmother was in the Salvation Army. He was none too happy when I argued with her as a kid. As I was something of a science fanatic as a kiddie, whenever she told me God created all things, I asked her 'who created God'. That threw her into a tizzy, causing her to have a little 'talk' with momma. Apparently, she told my mommy I was much too smart for my own good. Natch. *huffs with pride into my fingernails, then rubs them against my chest*

I have argued with priests, religious nutcases and the like. I have yet to lose. I just do not bother with the 'history' of the religion, for I do not give a flying fuck. I argue the philosophy and politics of religion. There's a difference.
 
Conchaga said:
I only work construction when I need the extra money. My joe job is much less demeaning.
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Fuck construction. I leave that to those who are dumb enough to enjoy working out in that fucking weather. This is Canada you fool, not pussy little USA. We have construction workers out there in weather that would reduce you to tears, you fucking wimps.
 
Well, the easiest way to shoot down any religious debate is to argue against the accepted creation of God. Simply say, "no something was ever created out of nothing." Once you've killed their argument, they'll switch over to the almost robotic 'faith' defense. Feel free to repeat the same 'no something was ever created out of nothing' argument for all of their replies.
 
Well, the easiest way to shoot down any religious debate is to argue against the accepted creation of God. Simply say, "no something was ever created out of nothing." Once you've killed their argument, they'll switch over to the almost robotic 'faith' defense. Feel free to repeat the same 'no something was ever created out of nothing' argument for all of their replies.
 
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