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OMG CONCHAGA YOU MISSED THE BIIIIGEST WAAAR!!!

SaintLucifer said:

Extra kind? To the great SaintLucifer? Fuck you bitch! Bring it!

What's in it for me? Remember, I had been bedridden, but not the way I would have liked to be in a bed. You are offering to er, assist me?
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Fantastic. Next time, the war is with you. Will you at least show up and participate?

And, no dear. You appear to like sand paper. I'm not kinky like that.
 
Conchaga said:
Bad luck on living arrangements.
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No, I just had a big mouth. Wherever I lived, I tolerated no one.

At another house, I lived with a family that had two little girls aged 9 and 11 years. They fought so often I simply upped and left. No explanation, nothing. Gone. Poof. I never realised girls fought like that too. I believed only boys fought in like manner. Stupid little cunts pissed me off. Their father demanded I pay him money for leaving. I told him to go fuck himself. Once again, the RCMP was informed. Once again, I told them to fuck off. Seems word was getting back to my boss at work. She had a little talk with me. She believed I hated it in Yellowknife, and that I wanted to return to Toronto. She has no idea how right she was. Fuck Yellowknife. The experience was nice yes, but it was time to go home.

By the way, if ever you gentlemen wish to see the PERFECT female body, the bitch whose car I slept in before she drove me to the police station, that was the best body I have ever seen in my life. To this very day, that fact remains true. DAmn I wanted to fuck that bitch until she turned blue!
 
eloisel said:
Fantastic. Next time, the war is with you. Will you at least show up and participate?

And, no dear. You appear to like sand paper. I'm not kinky like that.
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Of course I will. My disdain for MESSENGER is such that it is causing a revival of my health! Someone should prescribe that asshole to the sick. We are talking miracles here!
 
I fucked a nurse. She had a cute, tight body. She also had THE most gorgeous pussy of any woman I've ever seen. Not all nurses are fat and ugly. Just the majority of them.
 
Conchaga said:
I fucked a nurse. She had a cute, tight body. She also had THE most gorgeous pussy of any woman I've ever seen. Not all nurses are fat and ugly. Just the majority of them.
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Yes, but I was sick. Did they perceive that it was perhaps in my best interests to gaze upon the fat asses of such ugly fucking nurses? I was already ill you bitches, do not make things worse. You know, I am considering suing. The presence of the fatass cunts caused me to suffer from great stress.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Of course I will. My disdain for MESSENGER is such that it is causing a revival of my health! Someone should prescribe that asshole to the sick. We are talking miracles here!
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:lol:
 
SaintLucifer said:
Yes, but I was sick. Did they perceive that it was perhaps in my best interests to gaze upon the fat asses of such ugly fucking nurses? I was already ill you bitches, do not make things worse. You know, I am considering suing. The presence of the fatass cunts caused me to suffer from great stress.
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Yeah, I fucked her ass, too. It was good.
 
Mirah said:
I watched it tonight too! Um it is fiction.....
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I know it's fiction. But, its claim is that it's historically correct fiction. When in all reality it's historical fiction.
 
jack said:
Your thoughts make my dick itch.
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Tell me, how does one scratch something one cannot see? Do you simply resort to scratching your pubes in the forlorn hope one of them may be the 'dick' you seek?
 
It is a very nice electric snake. As I'm sure I will need it in the future, I don't want to defile it, possibly ruin it. If Messenger wants one, he can go to the hardware store and buy his own. The manual ones run $25 or so and the nice electric ones run from $125 to $500. One warning on these electric augers, they bring back part of the clog and it is nasty, gross, yucky pooey. What came out of ours was probably part of that dead scary girl from The Ring. I don't think she'll be a problem anymore.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Tell me, how does one scratch something one cannot see? Do you simply resort to scratching your pubes in the forlorn hope one of them may be the 'dick' you seek?
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My dick is so big, that's what you keep bumping into, d00d.
 
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Park the car at the side of the road
You should know
Time's tide will smother you
And I will too
When you laugh about people who feel so
Very lonely
Their only desire is to die
Well, I'm afraid
It doesn't make me smile
I wish I could laugh

But that joke isn't funny anymore
It's too close to home
And it's too near the bone
It's too close to home
And it's too near the bone
More than you'll ever know ...

Kick them when they fall down
You kick them when they fall down

It was dark as I drove the point home
And on cold leather seats
Well, it suddenly struck me
I just might die with a smile on my
Face after all

I've seen this happen in other people's lives
And now it's happening in mine
 
jack said:
My dick is so big, that's what you keep bumping into, d00d.
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Why do you insist upon packing your momma's dildo inside your pants? Which guy is it you wish to impress? MESSY? EGGSY? I would suggest you prefer the latter. He is a faggot of the greatest magnitude.

How do you manage to grab momma's dildo and sneak it past her? Do you distract her by leaving a bottle of scotch upon the kitchen counter, in the hopes she will once-again become falling-down drunk? Doesn't the sound of the trailer door closing wake her up to the reality of what you are doing? How do you sneak past her in the trailer anyhow? Isn't it open-concept?
 
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